Anyway, the post he sent to his email list was about his experience in jury duty, and the funniest part was "an actual excerpt from 9 hours of conversation that riveted me":
CUTE GIRL #1: I’m from New England. We have the best seafood in the world.
CUTE GIRL #2: (confused) I thought Maine has the best lobster?
CUTE GIRL #1: Maine is in New England. (condescendingly) You need to learn your geometry.
Which makes me want to take notes of the conversations around me and post them here as well (nothing incriminating, of course).