Suspected language

I just saw an article linked at Jon Konrath's blog (read his Rumored journal--it's sometimes vulgar, but it's usually interesting and well-written):

Suspected language seized from PM Shaukat’s plane in Kabul

KABUL: A plane, which was preparing to take back Premier Shaukat Aziz from Afghnistan was evacuated after recovery of suspected language from the plane.

...an unidentified person was aboard with his language and at that time the doors of the plane were closed.

...The entire laguge was brought out of the plane and rechecked.

That last sentence shows that the author of the article almost made it halfway to the correct word.