Nog

I was just in a grocery store looking for some unhealthy stuff to eat on a freezing winter night, and I noticed that they still have egg nog. It was obviously leftover from the holidays, but it didn't expire until February, so I decided to get some.

Because egg nog is too fatty for me, I looked at the lighter versions, and saw a "light egg nog", and then saw a non-fat egg nog that was just called "Nog".

That's so cute--I guess they're being honest because if they're offering a fat-free version, then perhaps the inclusion of eggs would disqualify it from being fat-free. So "Nog" is a good shortcut.