Karin Gillespie deserves a special mention here because of her great blog about writing and marketing, and the incredible care she has for people. I think she is the most generous writer on the web. I've never seen anyone who is willing to offer so much information, respond to every comment and every email, and maintain a consistently friendly, warm tone in her writing.
She wrote Bet Your Bottom Dollar, which is a fictional story set in the South, and has written another novel that is going to be released this summer. She's also finished writing a couple more novels, on top of doing a column, a promotional tour, marketing, networking, and posting to her blog every day! I don't know how she does it all, while maintaining a good attitude.
People like her are so rare, especially those who've been able to work in their dream vocation, because usually the success goes to their head or they're too busy to notice the humanity around them. If I had any kind of "important position," I'd help her out in some way, but all I can do is let people know that she exists.
2.22.2005
If you're interested (again)
I've posted a translation of a Rush article before, and I've just posted another one. Unfortunately, the link to the original Portuguese article in Brazil is no longer available.
2.20.2005
I'm not a man...
...but I like Men's Pocky. It's just one of many odd Japanese snacks, made of pretzels and dark chocolate. The dark chocolate denotes a "man's taste," I guess.
It even has weird English on the box: "Crispy pretzel dipped in dark chocolate for the type of person who enjoys the finer points in life."
One site added some of their own strange English (despite being located in the U.S.) to advertise the tasty treat: "The Men's Pocky is for the dark chocolate lovers. This tasty biscuit stick is dipped with dark chocolate. A delicious snack for you to enjoy at any time!"
Whenever I go to a Japanese store way out in the 'burbs, I also get Milk Tea. It has even weirder English:
"This is special blend tea for sensitive people and make a fantastic story. Welcome to Tea paradise."
I need to make another run up to the 'burbs to be a Man in Paradise.
It even has weird English on the box: "Crispy pretzel dipped in dark chocolate for the type of person who enjoys the finer points in life."
One site added some of their own strange English (despite being located in the U.S.) to advertise the tasty treat: "The Men's Pocky is for the dark chocolate lovers. This tasty biscuit stick is dipped with dark chocolate. A delicious snack for you to enjoy at any time!"
Whenever I go to a Japanese store way out in the 'burbs, I also get Milk Tea. It has even weirder English:
"This is special blend tea for sensitive people and make a fantastic story. Welcome to Tea paradise."
I need to make another run up to the 'burbs to be a Man in Paradise.
2.19.2005
The arrogant IBM yuppie
I've been trying to figure out for a long time who that arrogant yuppie is in the IBM commercials, and I've gotten my answer: he's Richard Speight, Jr. If you don't know what I'm talking about, look at his picture. He's the guy on the left, on the cell phone. The dude in the glasses captures the arrogant vibe too, but Speight has really got it down.
You can see him in action in the "Carry On" ad. He's the guy on the left, who says, "On a plane to Tokyo." You can read the transcript of that ad and other ads he's been in.
His delivery is funny, as if he's thinking, "Oh the commoners. Why must we tolerate them?" as he's looking down his nose at passersby in a Paris cafe or at a French chick in the company's Paris branch.
An article about the ad campaign says, "Sean, Richard and Denver are 'colleagues' who typify IBM customers."
Really?
“They seem to have chemistry together...They have a banter. It's shorthand. People relate to that.”
I don't relate, but I find the ads entertaining.
Speight was in a short independent film five years ago, where his accent was noticeably more southern (he's from Tennessee). I don't know if he chose to speak like that in the film, but it certainly wouldn't fit the arrogant yuppie role he plays so well.
You can see him in action in the "Carry On" ad. He's the guy on the left, who says, "On a plane to Tokyo." You can read the transcript of that ad and other ads he's been in.
His delivery is funny, as if he's thinking, "Oh the commoners. Why must we tolerate them?" as he's looking down his nose at passersby in a Paris cafe or at a French chick in the company's Paris branch.
An article about the ad campaign says, "Sean, Richard and Denver are 'colleagues' who typify IBM customers."
Really?
“They seem to have chemistry together...They have a banter. It's shorthand. People relate to that.”
I don't relate, but I find the ads entertaining.
Speight was in a short independent film five years ago, where his accent was noticeably more southern (he's from Tennessee). I don't know if he chose to speak like that in the film, but it certainly wouldn't fit the arrogant yuppie role he plays so well.
2.16.2005
Afraid of failure?
I found a good article called "Overcoming the Fear of Failure," which says, "The Law of Feedback states: there is no failure; there is only feedback. Successful people look at mistakes as outcomes or results, not as failure. Unsuccessful people look at mistakes as permanent and personal."
It lists the following steps you can take to overcome your fear (if you happen to be in that situation right now):
Step One: Take action.
Step Two: Persist.
Step Three: Don’t take failure personally.
Step Four: Do things differently.
Step Five: Don’t be so hard on yourself.
Step Six: Treat the experience as an opportunity to learn. Ask yourself these questions:
(1) What was the mistake?
(2) Why did it happen?
(3) How could it have been prevented?
(4) How can I do better next time?
Then use what you learned from the experience to do things differently so you get different results next time. Learn from the experience or ignore it.
Step Seven: Look for possible opportunities that result from the experience.
Step Eight: Fail forward fast.
The article goes into more detail and there are also motivational quotes at the site.
It lists the following steps you can take to overcome your fear (if you happen to be in that situation right now):
Step One: Take action.
Step Two: Persist.
Step Three: Don’t take failure personally.
Step Four: Do things differently.
Step Five: Don’t be so hard on yourself.
Step Six: Treat the experience as an opportunity to learn. Ask yourself these questions:
(1) What was the mistake?
(2) Why did it happen?
(3) How could it have been prevented?
(4) How can I do better next time?
Then use what you learned from the experience to do things differently so you get different results next time. Learn from the experience or ignore it.
Step Seven: Look for possible opportunities that result from the experience.
Step Eight: Fail forward fast.
The article goes into more detail and there are also motivational quotes at the site.
2.14.2005
Helpful JLPT site
If you're like me, you're already buried deep in kanji and those glorious idioms, in an attempt to pass the Japanese Proficiency Test. This site has tips and links that will help you achieve that goal.
He says, "Learning Japanese is not like learning French."
Um, yeah, that's true. Just try studying Japanese for a couple days and you'll be running back to French in no time. But seriously, he does have good advice such as:
"The vocabulary section is, surprisingly, more difficult than the kanji section. If you're like me, you have a lot of trouble remembering onomatopoeic words like harahara, dokidoki, etc. If you just try to memorise the meaning of each word, you may find that you do not retain them well, or that you get confused when presented with two words that sound similar or have similar meanings. Instead of just memorising words, try to remember a short phrase that expresses the meaning of the word."
The site also includes help for reading Japanese.
He says, "Learning Japanese is not like learning French."
Um, yeah, that's true. Just try studying Japanese for a couple days and you'll be running back to French in no time. But seriously, he does have good advice such as:
"The vocabulary section is, surprisingly, more difficult than the kanji section. If you're like me, you have a lot of trouble remembering onomatopoeic words like harahara, dokidoki, etc. If you just try to memorise the meaning of each word, you may find that you do not retain them well, or that you get confused when presented with two words that sound similar or have similar meanings. Instead of just memorising words, try to remember a short phrase that expresses the meaning of the word."
The site also includes help for reading Japanese.
2.12.2005
Eh Canadian
I was listening to some Canadian English in the song Take Off by Bob and Doug McKenzie (remember them?), and then found a language site that includes some info about our neighbors in the Great White North:
"Canadian English, for all its speakers, is an under-described variety of English....There is a small body of scholarly research that suggests that if there is such a thing as a Canadian English, all its unique characteristics are being lost. In fact, Lilles (2000) goes so far as to claim that there is no such thing as a distinct Canadian English, and argues that the notion of Canadian English is a myth, fabricated to reinforce a fragile Canadian identity....Other research suggests that the few unique traits of Canadian English are disappearing in favour of American forms."
They really were able to sneak in their special spelling of "favor," eh?
"Canadian English, for all its speakers, is an under-described variety of English....There is a small body of scholarly research that suggests that if there is such a thing as a Canadian English, all its unique characteristics are being lost. In fact, Lilles (2000) goes so far as to claim that there is no such thing as a distinct Canadian English, and argues that the notion of Canadian English is a myth, fabricated to reinforce a fragile Canadian identity....Other research suggests that the few unique traits of Canadian English are disappearing in favour of American forms."
They really were able to sneak in their special spelling of "favor," eh?
2.10.2005
Rick is cool
Rick Kogan is totally cool. He's a writer for the Chicago Tribune and has a radio show on WGN Radio. I met him a while ago when he was promoting his biography of Ann Landers, and thought he was a friendly guy. I even emailed him, and he returned my email, which I thought was nice, especially because he's busy.
But what puts him in the "totally cool" category is what he did tonight. I happened to see him at an event and spoke with him, thinking I was too much of a peon to take up his time. But not only did he introduce me to author Dennis Foley, but he bought me Foley's book, The Streets & San Man's Guide to Chicago Eats! I'm not friends with Rick Kogan, not even an acquaintence (tonight was only the second time I'd ever met him) but he did that! Now that's cool!
Here's hoping that only the best in life will come Rick's way.
But what puts him in the "totally cool" category is what he did tonight. I happened to see him at an event and spoke with him, thinking I was too much of a peon to take up his time. But not only did he introduce me to author Dennis Foley, but he bought me Foley's book, The Streets & San Man's Guide to Chicago Eats! I'm not friends with Rick Kogan, not even an acquaintence (tonight was only the second time I'd ever met him) but he did that! Now that's cool!
Here's hoping that only the best in life will come Rick's way.
If you're interested
2.09.2005
Happy New Year!
Today is Chinese New Year (Lunar New Year), but I celebrated it a few days ago at a church potluck. When I was there, I saw the Chinese character for "fortune" turned upside down. Even though my Chinese is really lame (ie, practically non-existent), I knew the character didn't look right. But this explanation from Taiwan made sense:
"Spring couplets are paper scrolls and squares inscribed with blessings and auspicious words, such as 'good fortune,' 'wealth,' 'longevity,' and 'springtime.' The paper squares are usually pasted upside down, because the Mandarin word for 'upside down,' dao, is a homonym of the word 'arrival.' Thus, the paper squares represent the 'arrival' of spring and the 'coming' of prosperous times."
So should we make more New Year's resolutions? I'd like to say mine is to make progress in Mandarin, but at this point, it seems more like an intellectual exercise, though I eavesdrop on Mandarin conversations to try to figure out if they're saying the few words that I know. I'm still reading Beginner's Chinese by Yong Ho, which is a great book, and have even broken out my copy of 実用中国語会話, (Jitsuyo Chugokugo Kaiwa--Practical Chinese Conversation) where each phrase is translated from Chinese into Japanese and English. But all the explanations of grammar, pronunciation, and other rules are in Japanese, so it's good practice for the Japanese Proficiency Test.
"Spring couplets are paper scrolls and squares inscribed with blessings and auspicious words, such as 'good fortune,' 'wealth,' 'longevity,' and 'springtime.' The paper squares are usually pasted upside down, because the Mandarin word for 'upside down,' dao, is a homonym of the word 'arrival.' Thus, the paper squares represent the 'arrival' of spring and the 'coming' of prosperous times."
So should we make more New Year's resolutions? I'd like to say mine is to make progress in Mandarin, but at this point, it seems more like an intellectual exercise, though I eavesdrop on Mandarin conversations to try to figure out if they're saying the few words that I know. I'm still reading Beginner's Chinese by Yong Ho, which is a great book, and have even broken out my copy of 実用中国語会話, (Jitsuyo Chugokugo Kaiwa--Practical Chinese Conversation) where each phrase is translated from Chinese into Japanese and English. But all the explanations of grammar, pronunciation, and other rules are in Japanese, so it's good practice for the Japanese Proficiency Test.
2.07.2005
Happy Rosenmontag
Today is Rosenmontag, which is part of German Carnival: "Officially it starts am elften elften elf Uhr elf (11th November at 11:11am) and continues in a fairly low-key way for about three months before the Tolle Tage (Crazy Days) which climax on Rosenmontag, the 42nd day before Easter."
I had no idea this holiday existed until I got an email from my German class: "Am Montag, 7. Februar 2005, ist Rosenmontag, der wichtigste Tag im deutschen Karneval."
That announcement corresponded in its simplicity to the English translation, which gave me hope: "Monday, February 7th, 2005, is Rosenmontag, the most important day in German Carnival."
But then the email became wordy, which made the invitation to a gathering before German class a little scary: "Wir würden uns freuen, wenn Sie vor dem Unterricht ab 17:00 Uhr zu uns in den Lesesaal zu Donuts und Getränken kommen würden."
Note how the English translation is simpler (of course): "You are cordially invited to donuts and soft drinks in our reading room starting at 5 pm. Classes will begin as usual at 5:30 pm."
Maybe the German-speaking world needs to discover the joys of periods (punctuation) to prevent the onslaught of their language on simple-minded English speakers.
I had no idea this holiday existed until I got an email from my German class: "Am Montag, 7. Februar 2005, ist Rosenmontag, der wichtigste Tag im deutschen Karneval."
That announcement corresponded in its simplicity to the English translation, which gave me hope: "Monday, February 7th, 2005, is Rosenmontag, the most important day in German Carnival."
But then the email became wordy, which made the invitation to a gathering before German class a little scary: "Wir würden uns freuen, wenn Sie vor dem Unterricht ab 17:00 Uhr zu uns in den Lesesaal zu Donuts und Getränken kommen würden."
Note how the English translation is simpler (of course): "You are cordially invited to donuts and soft drinks in our reading room starting at 5 pm. Classes will begin as usual at 5:30 pm."
Maybe the German-speaking world needs to discover the joys of periods (punctuation) to prevent the onslaught of their language on simple-minded English speakers.
2.06.2005
Kat on Rush
I was impressed that writer and Rush fan Kathryn Lively not only met Geddy Lee, but also got a review of the Virginia Beach show posted at the band's site.
Scroll down to the fifth review that begins with, "I should like to mention first of all that I am a relatively new fan, though I have been married to an avid fan for almost ten years. Having listened to them casually over time, I truly did not come to appreciate their music until a few years ago, when it was believed the band might not tour or record again."
If the link doesn't work, she has one at her blog.
Scroll down to the fifth review that begins with, "I should like to mention first of all that I am a relatively new fan, though I have been married to an avid fan for almost ten years. Having listened to them casually over time, I truly did not come to appreciate their music until a few years ago, when it was believed the band might not tour or record again."
If the link doesn't work, she has one at her blog.
2.04.2005
Yet another Numa update
2.02.2005
The Doubt Police are knocking
John Banas was giving me a hard time because he thinks I've given up the pursuit to get published (or at least get an agent). I haven't, but it's really hard to remain hopeful when no one is asking for your work or is ready to pounce on you with a rejection.
I found some advice for when the Doubt Police are at the door:
"'But I'll never be published!' you insist. Louis L'Amour probably thought that, too, when he received his first 349 rejections. According to Chicken Soup for the Writer's Soul, he made a sale on his 350th submission. Margaret Mitchell's Gone with the Wind was rejected over 25 times, Dr. Seuss' first book was rejected 27 times, and Robert Pirsig's Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance was rejected 121 times."
I found some advice for when the Doubt Police are at the door:
"'But I'll never be published!' you insist. Louis L'Amour probably thought that, too, when he received his first 349 rejections. According to Chicken Soup for the Writer's Soul, he made a sale on his 350th submission. Margaret Mitchell's Gone with the Wind was rejected over 25 times, Dr. Seuss' first book was rejected 27 times, and Robert Pirsig's Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance was rejected 121 times."
Idioms can kill
I've been studying Japanese practically every day (no one's perfect) for the Japanese Proficiency Test, and must admit that idioms may be the killers, not kanji. Usually people from non-kanji or character-based societies (ie, those that use the Roman alphabet) are terrified by kanji. In the past, like lots of other people, I saw kanji as enemies.
But now, as I've been reading Unicom's 2nd level Japanese Proficiency Test book, I think that idioms might be the cause of a sanity meltdown. There are so many phrases to learn, based on such benign and simple-looking words as だけ (dake), それ (sore), and から (kara), my head hearts. And I'm only on page 55, and still haven't sufficiently nailed down anything of value.
And the sick thing is that my version of the book (from the early 90's) says "Speed learning" on the cover - in six different languages, in case the whole world has to be reminded. And the whole book is Japanese, so if you don't know the kanji or vocabulary that you're reading, you can't even begin to understand the idioms.
Luckily it's just February.
But now, as I've been reading Unicom's 2nd level Japanese Proficiency Test book, I think that idioms might be the cause of a sanity meltdown. There are so many phrases to learn, based on such benign and simple-looking words as だけ (dake), それ (sore), and から (kara), my head hearts. And I'm only on page 55, and still haven't sufficiently nailed down anything of value.
And the sick thing is that my version of the book (from the early 90's) says "Speed learning" on the cover - in six different languages, in case the whole world has to be reminded. And the whole book is Japanese, so if you don't know the kanji or vocabulary that you're reading, you can't even begin to understand the idioms.
Luckily it's just February.
2.01.2005
For the record
I just want to state, for the record, that if I find out that someone has taken my book idea(s), I won't retaliate (how could I?), but I will definitely mention in this blog that the idea(s) came from me. I'm saying this because: 1) I've posted some stuff online; 2) I've let a few people know about a couple of non-fiction books I'm working on; and 3) I met a published author who said they'd give me some info about finding a publisher for one of the non-fiction books I'm writing. (I mentioned that just in case they want to run with my idea, since they're already published.)
So, if one day you see a post here about an idea that was taken from me, you won't be surprised or think I was bluffing.
So, if one day you see a post here about an idea that was taken from me, you won't be surprised or think I was bluffing.
Looking for a script?
I wanted to read a script of a Gilmore Girls episode (even though it's jumped the shark) and found the script I was looking for, and other scripts, at TWIZ TV. The site is based in France, but it covers a lot of American television shows and movies, and is written in English. Which makes you wonder if it's really in France.
They have scripts from television shows, which dedicated people with a lot of time have transcribed, screenplays, and, of course, discussion forums.
The site makes it clear that the scripts are "For Entertainment And Educational Purposes Only - No Infringement Intended." So if you want to add to your learning and entertainment enjoyment, check it out.
They have scripts from television shows, which dedicated people with a lot of time have transcribed, screenplays, and, of course, discussion forums.
The site makes it clear that the scripts are "For Entertainment And Educational Purposes Only - No Infringement Intended." So if you want to add to your learning and entertainment enjoyment, check it out.
1.29.2005
Great bookstore
If you're in Chicago, stop by the Prairie Avenue Bookshop on South Wabash, just south of Van Buren. It is by far the best bookstore I've seen. I went there today, and saw lots of really cool photography, design, architecture, and other visually intriguing books. This is one of the few times when I wish: 1) I was well off to be able to buy lots of books there, and 2) I had a bigger place to put all those books. Chain bookstores just don't have the same effect.
You can also order online from their site.
You can also order online from their site.
Jay is gone
This happened a month ago, but I didn't find out until now:
"Effective today Jay Marvin is no longer a member of the WLS on-air staff. For the past two-plus years, Jay has co-hosted the 9am-11am program. We wish Jay the best and thank him for his contribution. Eileen Byrne will continue to host the time slot."
--John F. Gallagher President and General Manager WLS-AM 890/WRDZ-AM 1300 Chicago IL 60601
There's more information about his departure in this article.
Jay Marvin was my favorite radio personality, even though I didn't agree with his opinions all the time. I even got a chance to meet him, and always thought I'd see him again around town. But he's leaving Chicago because he's gotten job offers at radio stations in other states.
What a bummer.
"Effective today Jay Marvin is no longer a member of the WLS on-air staff. For the past two-plus years, Jay has co-hosted the 9am-11am program. We wish Jay the best and thank him for his contribution. Eileen Byrne will continue to host the time slot."
--John F. Gallagher President and General Manager WLS-AM 890/WRDZ-AM 1300 Chicago IL 60601
There's more information about his departure in this article.
Jay Marvin was my favorite radio personality, even though I didn't agree with his opinions all the time. I even got a chance to meet him, and always thought I'd see him again around town. But he's leaving Chicago because he's gotten job offers at radio stations in other states.
What a bummer.
1.27.2005
Too much information
Who would've thought that almost 20 years ago, The Police would be right. Their album Ghost in the Machine had a song called "Too Much Information." Here are the lyrics:
And there was no Internet when that song was created. There's so much information today, it's easy to get lost and drown in it and go crazy trying to keep up. It's like chocolate: a little is tasty, but too much can make you sick.
Too Much Information
Words and music by Sting
Too much information running through my brain
Too much information driving me insane
Too much information running through my brain
Too much information driving me insane
I've seen the whole world six times over
Sea of Japan to the Cliffs of Dover
Oh
I've seen the whole world six times over
Sea of Japan to the Cliffs of Dover
Oh
Overkill
Overview
Over my dead body
Over me
Over you
Over everybody
Too much information running through my brain
Too much information driving me insane
Too much information running through my brain
Too much information driving me insane
I've seen the whole world six times over
Sea of Japan to the Cliffs of Dover
Oh
I've seen the whole world six times over
Sea of Japan to the Cliffs of Dover
Oh
Too much information running through my brain
Too much information driving me insane
Too much information running through my brain
Too much information driving me insane
I've seen the whole world six times over
Sea of Japan to the Cliffs of Dover
Oh
I've seen the whole world six times over
Sea of Japan to the Cliffs of Dover
Oh
Overkill
Overview
Over my dead body
Over me
Over you
Over everybody
Too much information running through my brain
Too much information driving me insane
Too much information running through my brain
Too much information driving me insane
And there was no Internet when that song was created. There's so much information today, it's easy to get lost and drown in it and go crazy trying to keep up. It's like chocolate: a little is tasty, but too much can make you sick.
1.26.2005
Never vergessen
January 27 is the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz Concentration Camp.
See these sites for pictures:
Auschwitz in the 40's
More pictures from that time
Auschwitz in the late 70's and early 80's
When I visited Germany with my family, we went to the Buchenwald Concentration Camp.
My great-grandmother died in the Sobibor Concentration Camp:
"Built in March 1942 as a part of Aktion Reinhard in the General Government in Poland Sobibor operated from May 1942 until October 1943 for only one purpose: to kill as many Jews including children as quickly as possible. No selections were made for work or death - victims were brought to the camp in cattle cars and all but a handful were gassed immediately after arrival."
Another relative of mine was in Auschwitz when he was a teenager. And survived.
Find out more about The Holocaust here.
Don't forget.
See these sites for pictures:
Auschwitz in the 40's
More pictures from that time
Auschwitz in the late 70's and early 80's
When I visited Germany with my family, we went to the Buchenwald Concentration Camp.
My great-grandmother died in the Sobibor Concentration Camp:
"Built in March 1942 as a part of Aktion Reinhard in the General Government in Poland Sobibor operated from May 1942 until October 1943 for only one purpose: to kill as many Jews including children as quickly as possible. No selections were made for work or death - victims were brought to the camp in cattle cars and all but a handful were gassed immediately after arrival."
Another relative of mine was in Auschwitz when he was a teenager. And survived.
Find out more about The Holocaust here.
Don't forget.
One of the first
I was one of the first customers at a new cafe called Netccino, which opened today. It's on Taylor and Bell, east of Western Ave. If you're in Chicago, and are anywhere near Little Italy, you should stop by. The decor is really nice, the Italian coffee is tasty (can't remember the name, though it's not Illy), and the owner seems cool.
The area is also interesting, and reflects the variety that cities should offer. It even has its own newspaper.
The area is also interesting, and reflects the variety that cities should offer. It even has its own newspaper.
False friends
You know how they can be: you think they're your friend, but then they betray you. Who hasn't had this experience?
If you think I'm talking about people, think again. Sure, people let you down, but words can too. I was thinking about this last night in German class, when I looked at the word "bekommen." Makes you think of "become", right? It actually means "get" or "receive." And there are plenty of other examples.
University of Exeter explains the concept well:
"The increased usage of English loan words in German may not be as much of a boon to the English speaker as it may appear. For it often exacerbates the knotty problem of 'false friends' (or more accurately 'false cognates') - treacherous words which appear to be the same in both languages but in fact mean something entirely different."
I found two sites that list German-English false cognates, and another site that lists genuine cognates.
If you think I'm talking about people, think again. Sure, people let you down, but words can too. I was thinking about this last night in German class, when I looked at the word "bekommen." Makes you think of "become", right? It actually means "get" or "receive." And there are plenty of other examples.
University of Exeter explains the concept well:
"The increased usage of English loan words in German may not be as much of a boon to the English speaker as it may appear. For it often exacerbates the knotty problem of 'false friends' (or more accurately 'false cognates') - treacherous words which appear to be the same in both languages but in fact mean something entirely different."
I found two sites that list German-English false cognates, and another site that lists genuine cognates.
1.24.2005
Monk insider?
If you didn't see the season premiere of Monk this past weekend, you have one more chance tonight. I must say, I had no idea that there was going to be a new assistant because Bitty Schram quit. They announced the casting change last August, but since I don't follow Monk news, I was totally surprised.
I went to the Jump the Shark site to find out what other Monk viewers think of this change, and saw the following comment, from what sounds to me like a Monk staffer:
I went to the Jump the Shark site to find out what other Monk viewers think of this change, and saw the following comment, from what sounds to me like a Monk staffer:
What discriminating viewers have realized for a while was that Monk and Sharona had a dead end relationship that wasn't quite a friendship nor an Employer-Employee relationship, and that their interactions were increasingly shrill and unsympathetic. It wasn't growing and it wasn't going anywhere. On top of that Ms. Schram increasingly would spend far too much time on the sets arguing about how her character should be involved with each scene and it was becoming a drain for all the other actors to try and politely accommodate her. The show is actually quite odd to work on in that most of the principal actors confuse themselves into believing that they (and they alone) are the actual directors of each scene. The classic cliche of the Director having to sweetie/baby accommodate each inane comment has never been so pronounced in recent years as on this set. Don't get me wrong, these folks are all good and generous people, but the delusions of artistic importance are fairly stunning to watch on this set. If it didn't earn me such long and lovely overtime hours I'd probably be upset, but as it is...
1.22.2005
Hebrew site
My husband (the sweetest guy on the planet) just found this Hebrew site. It's beautifully designed with free lessons and sound files. Even if you subscribe for a year, it's not expensive, and you get access to a lot of good stuff.
Another Numa update
The Numa Numa dance post is still popular, so I thought I'd update it for new (and old?) visitors.
On another note: downtown highrises in snow storms. The snow has been falling steadily here in Chicago, yet downtown highrise living has won out because we can't see the true effects of the storm, since the streets and sidewalks have been shoveled and salted. After all, if the downtown doesn't look good, then tourists won't come here.
On another note: downtown highrises in snow storms. The snow has been falling steadily here in Chicago, yet downtown highrise living has won out because we can't see the true effects of the storm, since the streets and sidewalks have been shoveled and salted. After all, if the downtown doesn't look good, then tourists won't come here.
1.21.2005
More nice guys
I previously mentioned a nice guy, Richard Lindberg, who sent me a long reply to an appreciative email I sent him, even though I'd never met him and he seems to be successfully busy.
I'd like to add the bloggers Dr. Demarche and Smiley, from The Daily Demarche, to my growing list of "nice guys."
I emailed them a long foreign service-related question, and not only did they respond, but they even answered my follow-up emails. It's amazing how nice people can be who I've never met before and who are putting in long hours at "serious" jobs. There's certainly a lot of good will on the Internet. Thanks!
I'd like to add the bloggers Dr. Demarche and Smiley, from The Daily Demarche, to my growing list of "nice guys."
I emailed them a long foreign service-related question, and not only did they respond, but they even answered my follow-up emails. It's amazing how nice people can be who I've never met before and who are putting in long hours at "serious" jobs. There's certainly a lot of good will on the Internet. Thanks!
1.19.2005
Chinese site
I was just sent a link to a site that helps people study Chinese.
Notice how the Chinese characters are similar to Japanese, which helps explain why so many Chinese people are able to pass Level 1 of the Japanese Proficiency Test. One time someone gave me a Chinese test from a Chinese newspaper, and I was able to answer most of the questions correctly, thanks to my guessing abilities. I had no clue how to read the words, and I doubt I could get by in China with my lame pronunciation. Tones are killers, no matter if the language is Chinese or Thai. At least the Thai alphabet is phonetic. But then you have to deal with the complicated social rules, which Chinese doesn't seem to have.
Notice how the Chinese characters are similar to Japanese, which helps explain why so many Chinese people are able to pass Level 1 of the Japanese Proficiency Test. One time someone gave me a Chinese test from a Chinese newspaper, and I was able to answer most of the questions correctly, thanks to my guessing abilities. I had no clue how to read the words, and I doubt I could get by in China with my lame pronunciation. Tones are killers, no matter if the language is Chinese or Thai. At least the Thai alphabet is phonetic. But then you have to deal with the complicated social rules, which Chinese doesn't seem to have.
100 no Shitsumon books
Someone from Belgium (cool!) requested information about a book called "Cent Questions sur le Japon" for Japanese people who want to learn how to talk about Japan in French. The publisher is Sanshusha, and they publish what I'm calling the "100 no Shitsumon Series" because each book has the title １００の質問 (100 no Shitsumon) in it. Here are links to the languages that are covered in this interesting series:
French
German
Italian
Spanish
Korean
What I find interesting is that the books are written in both languages, and are for Japanese people, but they're also helpful for anyone who wants to learn both languages.
French
German
Italian
Spanish
Korean
What I find interesting is that the books are written in both languages, and are for Japanese people, but they're also helpful for anyone who wants to learn both languages.
1.17.2005
Don't forget
Tonight is the History Channel's documentary on The French Revolution. As they've said in their ads, "'For Two Hours, It Won't Kill You to Love the French.'' It's going to be on at 9:00 Eastern/8:00 Central time.
I'm planning on taping it because I will be in German class. Yes, that's yet another New Year's Resolution that I am keeping. Maybe by the end of 2005, I will have passed the Japanese Proficiency Test, will speak German better, and will have an interesting job.
But for now, by the end of today, I will know more about Japan, Germany, and France.
I'm planning on taping it because I will be in German class. Yes, that's yet another New Year's Resolution that I am keeping. Maybe by the end of 2005, I will have passed the Japanese Proficiency Test, will speak German better, and will have an interesting job.
But for now, by the end of today, I will know more about Japan, Germany, and France.
Weird ingredient mystery
Last week, I mentioned that I was going to mention a weird gum ingredient: it's nicotine. Or is it?
The gum is called Black Black, produced by Lotte in Japan. The gum is popular because it contains caffeine. You can buy it at Japanese food stores. I bought mine in Arlington Heights, where more Japanese people live.
One day I was looking at the list of ingredients, and saw the word ニコチン (nikochin). I went to my sort-of-trusty Katakana dictionary, and saw that ニコチン was "nicotine." But after the word ニコチン, there was 酸アミド (san-amide) which means "acid amide." So I wondered if it was some sort of acidic version of nicotine, which kind of spooked me, because how many gums have you seen that have nicotine in them?
After some research, I discovered that the ingredient may look like some form of nicotine, but it's actually niacinamide. According to a British site:
"Nicotine can be oxidised to nicotinic acid (niacin) which is present in minute amounts in all living cells. The corresponding amide, niacinamide, is an essential B vitamin."
(Note the British spelling of "oxidized." That's cool.)
Here's some more information:
"Niacin is a member of the B-vitamin family. It is sometimes referred to as vitamin B3. Nicotinic acid was first discovered as an oxidation product of nicotine and thus, the origin of its name. In fact, much of the confusion caused by the use of the term niacin for both nicotinic acid and nicotinamide, as well as for nicotinic acid alone, was created by the attempt to dissociate nicotinic acid from its nicotine origins."
Strangely enough, you can't see the picture of the gum on the Lotte site, and there doesn't seem to be any explanation from the company about that ingredient. So it's up to the researchers and other online pundits to explain what this ingredient is. There are still people online who claim that it's nicotine. They could be right. As long as the company is silent about it, then conspiracy theories will abound.
The gum is called Black Black, produced by Lotte in Japan. The gum is popular because it contains caffeine. You can buy it at Japanese food stores. I bought mine in Arlington Heights, where more Japanese people live.
One day I was looking at the list of ingredients, and saw the word ニコチン (nikochin). I went to my sort-of-trusty Katakana dictionary, and saw that ニコチン was "nicotine." But after the word ニコチン, there was 酸アミド (san-amide) which means "acid amide." So I wondered if it was some sort of acidic version of nicotine, which kind of spooked me, because how many gums have you seen that have nicotine in them?
After some research, I discovered that the ingredient may look like some form of nicotine, but it's actually niacinamide. According to a British site:
"Nicotine can be oxidised to nicotinic acid (niacin) which is present in minute amounts in all living cells. The corresponding amide, niacinamide, is an essential B vitamin."
(Note the British spelling of "oxidized." That's cool.)
Here's some more information:
"Niacin is a member of the B-vitamin family. It is sometimes referred to as vitamin B3. Nicotinic acid was first discovered as an oxidation product of nicotine and thus, the origin of its name. In fact, much of the confusion caused by the use of the term niacin for both nicotinic acid and nicotinamide, as well as for nicotinic acid alone, was created by the attempt to dissociate nicotinic acid from its nicotine origins."
Strangely enough, you can't see the picture of the gum on the Lotte site, and there doesn't seem to be any explanation from the company about that ingredient. So it's up to the researchers and other online pundits to explain what this ingredient is. There are still people online who claim that it's nicotine. They could be right. As long as the company is silent about it, then conspiracy theories will abound.
1.14.2005
Okay, I get it already
I'm probably one of the few people who's gotten three rejections from the same place. First, I got an email (not a form email) that basically said my stuff was worthless and to get lost. Then I got a mailing with my submission returned to me, reiterating that opinion. And finally, I got a letter in the mail, telling me that they're sorry they had to send a form letter, but alas, there are too many submissions to deal with. I got it the first, time, okay? They didn't even know they'd already personally and specifically rejected me. [Note: I only sent the submission once, but got three rejections.]
And that's not all. From another place, I probably got one of the fastest rejections in the history of submissions: less than one hour, maybe not even forty-five minutes. I emailed a query, and when I checked my email a short while later, lo and behold was a rejection. A form one, of course.
Basically, if you ever want your ego challenged, first fail in a job (or jobs), create something alone in obscurity, get lots of negative feedback from other writers, and then submit it to the publishing-industrial complex. That should take care of you for a while.
And that's not all. From another place, I probably got one of the fastest rejections in the history of submissions: less than one hour, maybe not even forty-five minutes. I emailed a query, and when I checked my email a short while later, lo and behold was a rejection. A form one, of course.
Basically, if you ever want your ego challenged, first fail in a job (or jobs), create something alone in obscurity, get lots of negative feedback from other writers, and then submit it to the publishing-industrial complex. That should take care of you for a while.
1.13.2005
Only 2
As part of fulfilling one of my New Year's resolutions, I've been trying to look for an interesting job. I've been going to Careerbuilder.com, and even went there long before this year began, but only have found cubicle jobs. So I decided to do a search online for "how to find an interesting job." Only two sites had that term. Maybe, after mine is the third, I'll get hits from other people who are pursuing a similar goal.
Update: I'm the third.
Update: I'm the third.
1.12.2005
Tudor history
I know, I said I'd post something about a weird ingredient in some Japanese gum I recently bought, but I thought I'd throw a curve ball by mentioning a Tudor history site. I found it when I was doing a search for a phrase unrelated to anything Tudor (which I can no longer remember) and was impressed by the site creator's bio:
"I am not a professional historian, but I do consider myself an amateur historian of sorts. At one point I would have thought that would have been a bit of a stretch to say, but now that I've racked up hours lost in the volumes of the Calendar of State Papers in my university's library, I think it's a justifiable statement. I also took several history classes in college, including one on Tudor England, so I also do have a bit of an academic background on the topic. My degree and current job are in astronomy, for those who are curious."
Her profession is astronomy, but she's done extensive research on Tudor history? What's up with that? She must have quite a brain to not only study all that history, but to set up a site about it, in addition to her other site.
"I am not a professional historian, but I do consider myself an amateur historian of sorts. At one point I would have thought that would have been a bit of a stretch to say, but now that I've racked up hours lost in the volumes of the Calendar of State Papers in my university's library, I think it's a justifiable statement. I also took several history classes in college, including one on Tudor England, so I also do have a bit of an academic background on the topic. My degree and current job are in astronomy, for those who are curious."
Her profession is astronomy, but she's done extensive research on Tudor history? What's up with that? She must have quite a brain to not only study all that history, but to set up a site about it, in addition to her other site.
1.11.2005
Katakana spelling changes
I've seen changes in English spelling from time to time, but I was surprised to see a change in a Japanese Katakana spelling. I had to translate an American's business card into Japanese, so I wanted to ensure that the words I was using were correct. I looked in a Katakana dictionary that was revised in 1994 (the original publishing date was 1972), to check the correct spelling for the word "fax". The dictionary spells it like ファクス (fakusu) but there are a lot more spellings like ファックス (fakkusu) on the Internet, even at companies that manufacture fax machines.
There's also another Katakana spelling that I found that's questionable, which I'll talk about later. Hint: a weird ingredient in gum.
There's also another Katakana spelling that I found that's questionable, which I'll talk about later. Hint: a weird ingredient in gum.
1.10.2005
More scary German
Okay, you're probably wondering, "what's up with her obsession with scary German?" Well, if you've ever studied German, unless you're Dutch, you've been scared, too.
I wasn't going to mention the scariness of it again, until I found the great book, 1001 Pitfalls in German. Note how many pitfalls there are. That's a lot.
Plus, the author, who's a professor, admits that it's scary: "The very sight of some German compound nouns may frighten you. They may appear monstrous and cumbersome, may compound your confusion and make you want to pound your head against the dictionary."
Written Japanese and Chinese can also cause head-pounding, so they're not excused. But their grammar isn't the nightmare that German is.
I wasn't going to mention the scariness of it again, until I found the great book, 1001 Pitfalls in German. Note how many pitfalls there are. That's a lot.
Plus, the author, who's a professor, admits that it's scary: "The very sight of some German compound nouns may frighten you. They may appear monstrous and cumbersome, may compound your confusion and make you want to pound your head against the dictionary."
Written Japanese and Chinese can also cause head-pounding, so they're not excused. But their grammar isn't the nightmare that German is.
1.07.2005
Read this book
I just finished How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young. It's a non-fiction book about his experiences working for Vanity Fair magazine and his life in New York.
At a later time, I'm going to post some interesting passages from it, but for now, I want to mention it because it's better than a lot of fiction I've read. I started reading a New York Times bestselling novel at the same time I started reading his book, but I gave up on the novel because it was so boring--the author would describe every inch of a room, for instance, and one room would continue for a few pages. Also, there wasn't much of a plot, and the main character was passive. It's probably one of the few instances of a movie being better than the book.
But Toby Young's memoir is both entertaining and thought-provoking, though I didn't like the vulgar language he used when describing women. It seems like the first half of the book had a layer of sadness, and the second half seemed to be written with more emotional distance, as if he'd gotten over the constant rejection and failure. Even though I don't read any of the magazines he mentioned, I've never lived in New York, and I have a different lifestyle than he had, I could identify with what he was going through.
At a later time, I'm going to post some interesting passages from it, but for now, I want to mention it because it's better than a lot of fiction I've read. I started reading a New York Times bestselling novel at the same time I started reading his book, but I gave up on the novel because it was so boring--the author would describe every inch of a room, for instance, and one room would continue for a few pages. Also, there wasn't much of a plot, and the main character was passive. It's probably one of the few instances of a movie being better than the book.
But Toby Young's memoir is both entertaining and thought-provoking, though I didn't like the vulgar language he used when describing women. It seems like the first half of the book had a layer of sadness, and the second half seemed to be written with more emotional distance, as if he'd gotten over the constant rejection and failure. Even though I don't read any of the magazines he mentioned, I've never lived in New York, and I have a different lifestyle than he had, I could identify with what he was going through.
1.06.2005
Lindberg update
I sent Richard Lindberg an appreciative email, and not only did he reply, but he wrote me a long email! And it has more helpful advice. I was surprised, because I've never met him, and I'm not "established" like he is, which just proves what a nice guy he is. I haven't asked him if I can post some of what he wrote, but if I can, I'll post it later.
1.05.2005
Encouraging advice
Someone sent me some advice from Richard Lindberg, who's a successful author. This is the most encouraging writing advice I've ever read. Usually writers say obvious things, such as "write every day" (duh) or "writers write" (duh) or "write a good query letter" (duh). Sometimes it sounds as if they're just doling out the advice to market themselves.
But Lindberg has specific, caring advice, and shares his own struggles. He also uses intelligent language without being condescending, unlike other writers who are like, "I've made it, okay? Now after I throw a few crumbs down to you, leave me alone. And don't even think about becoming successful like me. Just follow this paltry advice, and buy my books."
Lindberg says that getting published "all hinges on what the author is willing to accept, and how far down that path of travail he or she is willing to journey...never lose hope and do not become blind-sided by Nay Sayers, skeptical book agents or apathetic publishers."
He also says what other authors don't: "Personally, I would not recommend an agent for the first time author. Agents hate unsolicited manuscripts from unpublished authors. Hate them!" Sure, there are exceptions, but usually first-time authors are all giddy, telling you that you need to do what they did, and you'll be fine. And buy their books.
To access his full essay, you'll have to go to his site and click on "Advice to Writers." It really helped me get out of the self-loathing slump I was in.
But Lindberg has specific, caring advice, and shares his own struggles. He also uses intelligent language without being condescending, unlike other writers who are like, "I've made it, okay? Now after I throw a few crumbs down to you, leave me alone. And don't even think about becoming successful like me. Just follow this paltry advice, and buy my books."
Lindberg says that getting published "all hinges on what the author is willing to accept, and how far down that path of travail he or she is willing to journey...never lose hope and do not become blind-sided by Nay Sayers, skeptical book agents or apathetic publishers."
He also says what other authors don't: "Personally, I would not recommend an agent for the first time author. Agents hate unsolicited manuscripts from unpublished authors. Hate them!" Sure, there are exceptions, but usually first-time authors are all giddy, telling you that you need to do what they did, and you'll be fine. And buy their books.
To access his full essay, you'll have to go to his site and click on "Advice to Writers." It really helped me get out of the self-loathing slump I was in.
1.02.2005
Broke one, kept one
So far, even though it's only Day 2 of the New Year, I've already broken a resolution.
Actually, I started breaking it yesterday, during the Monk marathon. I was reading the credits, and noticed that Tony Shalhoub is both the star of the show and is an Executive Producer. Which got me thinking: he's so "lucky" (meaning that he's worked hard and it's paid off) to do something of quality, which is creative and unique, and which also must pay well. And then it creeped up on me: Envy, one of my resolutions. I was supposed to avoid it.
Coincidentally, there is an ad for Stargate on the Monk site, which in the past had caused Envy to annoy me, because it seems like a cool, intelligent show to work for. So there I was faced with two sources of it, but I survived.
At least I've been keeping my other resolution: to study Japanese, which I did last night and this morning.
Actually, I started breaking it yesterday, during the Monk marathon. I was reading the credits, and noticed that Tony Shalhoub is both the star of the show and is an Executive Producer. Which got me thinking: he's so "lucky" (meaning that he's worked hard and it's paid off) to do something of quality, which is creative and unique, and which also must pay well. And then it creeped up on me: Envy, one of my resolutions. I was supposed to avoid it.
Coincidentally, there is an ad for Stargate on the Monk site, which in the past had caused Envy to annoy me, because it seems like a cool, intelligent show to work for. So there I was faced with two sources of it, but I survived.
At least I've been keeping my other resolution: to study Japanese, which I did last night and this morning.
12.31.2004
Resolutions
I usually don't make New Year's resolutions, but I feel like I have to for 2005. So here are some:
1) Study for the Japanese Proficiency Test.
2) Finish the non-fiction book I'm working on.
3) Do the work for the fan sites. (Actually, that's more short-term. I should just shoot for next week.)
4) Find an interesting job.
5) Resume studying German.
Those are all tasks I should do. Of course, there are other resolutions, such as overcoming envy and fear of failure, and there will probably be others added to the list. But those will all keep me busy for a while.
In just over an hour, it will be a Happy New Year for those of us in the Central Time Zone. Hooray!
1) Study for the Japanese Proficiency Test.
2) Finish the non-fiction book I'm working on.
3) Do the work for the fan sites. (Actually, that's more short-term. I should just shoot for next week.)
4) Find an interesting job.
5) Resume studying German.
Those are all tasks I should do. Of course, there are other resolutions, such as overcoming envy and fear of failure, and there will probably be others added to the list. But those will all keep me busy for a while.
In just over an hour, it will be a Happy New Year for those of us in the Central Time Zone. Hooray!
12.29.2004
That's deep
In an ESL class, I mentioned this quote from Deng Xiaoping: “It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches the mouse" (which I found in this article about the business climate in China).
A student shared a couple of wise Chinese sayings that will encourage people to study:
"The book mountain has its path, and it is diligence."
"Working hard is the boat in the study ocean."
That's deep, n'est-ce-pas?
A student shared a couple of wise Chinese sayings that will encourage people to study:
"The book mountain has its path, and it is diligence."
"Working hard is the boat in the study ocean."
That's deep, n'est-ce-pas?
12.27.2004
Tsunami
When I was in Japan, I often heard the word "tsunami" because, of course, Japanese people speak Japanese. I was surprised to hear it in the U.S., and I still can't figure out how and when it entered the English language. Here's some information about what a tsunami is:
"Tsunami is a Japanese word; 'tsu' meaning harbour and 'nami' meaning wave. Tsunamis are sometimes incorrectly called tidal waves but have nothing to do with tides...A tsunami is different from normal waves on the ocean. Wind-made ocean waves cause the water to move down to about 150 metres at most. In contrast, the passage of a tsunami involves the movement of water all the way to the seafloor."
Also, if you want to read about what's happening in Asia, you can go to The Bangkok Post (news from Thailand), LankaPage (news from Sri Lanka), and The Jakarta Post (news from Indonesia, though the site might still be blank).
"Tsunami is a Japanese word; 'tsu' meaning harbour and 'nami' meaning wave. Tsunamis are sometimes incorrectly called tidal waves but have nothing to do with tides...A tsunami is different from normal waves on the ocean. Wind-made ocean waves cause the water to move down to about 150 metres at most. In contrast, the passage of a tsunami involves the movement of water all the way to the seafloor."
Also, if you want to read about what's happening in Asia, you can go to The Bangkok Post (news from Thailand), LankaPage (news from Sri Lanka), and The Jakarta Post (news from Indonesia, though the site might still be blank).
12.22.2004
Numa Numa Dance
Stop what you're doing and go to this site for the most hilarious video you'll ever see. Click on "Watch This Movie" and then after it loads, press "Play," then choose "Play Without Subtitles." That's the funniest version. I was laughing so hard, I was crying.
Turn up the volume, and you will hear a song that's in Romanian. The name of the song is Dragostea Din Tei. You can get info about it here. You can also read the lyrics in Romanian and English.
Update I: here's a Hebrew version of the song, and here are the lyrics.
Update II: here's a video of the band, O-Zone, singing live on TV.
Update III: here's the music video of the song.
Update IV: find out how O-Zone's song became a hit in Europe here.
Update V: here are a couple websites from the guy who created and is in the hilarious video. I hope all this publicity lands him an incredible job.
Update VI: the O-Zone site has been translated into English.
Update VII: here's some interesting commentary about the craze.
Update VIII: a paper is calling him a Cyberstar.
Update IX: why he did it: "I was sitting in my room, bored, and I found a random song and I thought it would be funny to show friends."
Update X: he made the New York Times. Who would've thought that a few months ago he'd be featured in the Paper of papers. The reins have been handed over, from the bloggers to the MSM.
Turn up the volume, and you will hear a song that's in Romanian. The name of the song is Dragostea Din Tei. You can get info about it here. You can also read the lyrics in Romanian and English.
Update I: here's a Hebrew version of the song, and here are the lyrics.
Update II: here's a video of the band, O-Zone, singing live on TV.
Update III: here's the music video of the song.
Update IV: find out how O-Zone's song became a hit in Europe here.
Update V: here are a couple websites from the guy who created and is in the hilarious video. I hope all this publicity lands him an incredible job.
Update VI: the O-Zone site has been translated into English.
Update VII: here's some interesting commentary about the craze.
Update VIII: a paper is calling him a Cyberstar.
Update IX: why he did it: "I was sitting in my room, bored, and I found a random song and I thought it would be funny to show friends."
Update X: he made the New York Times. Who would've thought that a few months ago he'd be featured in the Paper of papers. The reins have been handed over, from the bloggers to the MSM.
Not Deutschlish
Language Hat linked to a New York Times article about Denglish, which is the increasing use of English in Germany.
The article says, "Regarding Denglish, it's not hard to see the appeal of English, its ability to provide a kind of quick verbal punch, compared with the polysyllabic nature of German." Like I've said before, the structure of German makes it seem scary.
Maybe Germans are scared, too: "...for many Germans, it seems a lot simpler and maybe more cheerful to say 'Happy Birthday,' than 'Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag,' which sounds a bit like a streak of Hegelian metaphysics." I can imagine kids crying all over Deutschland at their birthday parties when they're greeted with the latter sentence.
Luckily, my virtual buddy, the same guy (or chap, since he's a Brit) who gave his opinion on Spinal Tap's accent had some things to say about English in Germany, a couple months before the NYTimes article came out:
The article says, "Regarding Denglish, it's not hard to see the appeal of English, its ability to provide a kind of quick verbal punch, compared with the polysyllabic nature of German." Like I've said before, the structure of German makes it seem scary.
Maybe Germans are scared, too: "...for many Germans, it seems a lot simpler and maybe more cheerful to say 'Happy Birthday,' than 'Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag,' which sounds a bit like a streak of Hegelian metaphysics." I can imagine kids crying all over Deutschland at their birthday parties when they're greeted with the latter sentence.
Luckily, my virtual buddy, the same guy (or chap, since he's a Brit) who gave his opinion on Spinal Tap's accent had some things to say about English in Germany, a couple months before the NYTimes article came out:
Some observers would comment that this is part of the reason that most language gets mistranslated in Germany. The German constitution says that the official language is German, but the gradual anglification of German is almost unilateral. In those same government buildings you see signs saying 'Restricted Area', IN ENGLISH... half the new buzzwords don't ever get translated into the country's official language... advertising slogans are English... colloquial German is constantly picking up new words for things, mostly in a colloquial English translation (entspannt=relaxed, Belastung=Stress, Gerechtigkeit=Fairneß, leicht=easy, Körperlotion=body lotion (pron. 'buddy lotion' (!))... the list could fill a quite a funny book. The other side of the coin is, though, that Germany is losing its culture through the laziness of people who should know better. Ask a German what 'marketing' means and they will tell you it means 'Marketing'. The same goes for 'training', 'management', and 'design' to name three more examples. All this when German is a beautiful language with extra exactitude that lends itself well to philosophy and technology, a language that has given English beautiful words like 'Zeitgeist', 'Gestalt', 'Angst'... it's a very unfair situation.
12.21.2004
Christmas activity
I was walking down Michigan Avenue and heard someone say, "I can't wait until Christmas is over. I'm so sick of this." He must've been experiencing advertising overload, in addition to the rest of the pre-Christmas frenzy. Isn't Christmas supposed to be a one-day holiday?
For those of you who have OD'd on Christmas, here's a little pun, which John Deaver sent me:
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to leave. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
And if you are interested in getting some Christmas-related ESL help, check out this site.
For those of you who have OD'd on Christmas, here's a little pun, which John Deaver sent me:
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to leave. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
And if you are interested in getting some Christmas-related ESL help, check out this site.
12.20.2004
Word Jazz
It's just past midnight, which means that Word Jazz is on WBEZ. It's the trippy creation of Ken Nordine, whose voice you've probably heard in various commercials, including Tasters Choice ads that appeared a long time ago (forgot how long).
I stumbled upon Word Jazz a decade ago, when I was driving late at night, and I was spooked and confused. "Is this a mistake?" I wondered as I made my way down the yellow-lit Chicago streets. I kept listening, though, and am still sort of baffled.
I stumbled upon Word Jazz a decade ago, when I was driving late at night, and I was spooked and confused. "Is this a mistake?" I wondered as I made my way down the yellow-lit Chicago streets. I kept listening, though, and am still sort of baffled.
12.18.2004
I knew it
They waited for the right time.
"Judith Regan, President and Publisher of ReganBooks, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers, announced today that a deal has been signed with Amber Frey for a very personal and chilling memoir about her relationship with Scott Peterson, who was tried and convicted for the murders of his pregnant wife and unborn child."
"Judith Regan, President and Publisher of ReganBooks, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers, announced today that a deal has been signed with Amber Frey for a very personal and chilling memoir about her relationship with Scott Peterson, who was tried and convicted for the murders of his pregnant wife and unborn child."
12.17.2004
Capitalization rules for academic degrees
An ESL student asked me what the capitalization rules are for academic degrees. I couldn't find the answer in any of my books, so I looked online, and found a pretty decent answer at the University of Tampa site. Here are a couple of examples:
"He has a bachelor's degree in English, a master's in translation, and a doctorate in comparative literature."
(Note that none of them are capitalized.)
"Bachelor of Arts, Bachelor of Science"
(Note that they are capitalized.)
The site also has some other helpful examples, though keep in mind that it's the standardization they've chosen, which may not be true for other organizations.
"He has a bachelor's degree in English, a master's in translation, and a doctorate in comparative literature."
(Note that none of them are capitalized.)
"Bachelor of Arts, Bachelor of Science"
(Note that they are capitalized.)
The site also has some other helpful examples, though keep in mind that it's the standardization they've chosen, which may not be true for other organizations.
12.16.2004
Kraftwerk interview
Well, I finished the transcript of the Kraftwerk interview. You can read it at the Kraftwerk fan site. Even though the interview was in English, I had to decifer a German word that Ralf Hutter used when he was talking about the West German radio station he listened to when he was young. It was Westdeutsche Rundfunk.
12.15.2004
British English spotted
I was at Toby Young's site (whose book, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, I'm currently reading), and saw this quote at the top of the page: "Toby was always trying to get me to introduce him to my model friends. It was sad really."
Note the use of "really." An American wouldn't say that, unless he or she spent time in England. So I did a search on the suspected Brit who said that (model Sophie Dahl), and confirmed that yes, she is British.
Another British English mystery solved.
Note the use of "really." An American wouldn't say that, unless he or she spent time in England. So I did a search on the suspected Brit who said that (model Sophie Dahl), and confirmed that yes, she is British.
Another British English mystery solved.
12.13.2004
James Patterson Inc.
A couple of years ago, Fortune magazine had an article about novelists, dead and alive, who use ghostwriters and/or cowriters. James Patterson was featured in that article, and, according to the article, "Patterson--arguably the author of the megabrand phenomenon--is not the sole author of his books."
His publisher doesn't care who writes. "'The crux is, when I receive a manuscript, it's delivered to me by James Patterson,' says Michael Pietsch, his publisher at Little, Brown. 'And whatever the byline is, the quality is the same'." Publishers have, after all, "become addicted to megabrand names...'There's a degree of predictability with brand-name publishing,' says Peter Lampack, Clive Cussler's agent. 'Publishers are banking on this'."
"His piece of the revenue is $50 million. You need that kind of money to grease the machinery that churns out three bestsellers a year and keeps as many as seven books and three movie scripts in production at the same time." Even if you just look at the list of his books, do you think he can churn all of that out by himself?
"How many of his 23 books had handmaidens? Ask people in the publishing business and they say, plenty." However, "Patterson doesn't like discussing the subject." So I wanted to ask him for myself when he was at Borders this past weekend, since he wasn't forthcoming with the Fortune magazine writer. Instead of asking him if it was true, I asked him how he did it, so that I could get more than a "yes" or "no" answer (which I was assuming would be "no").
He didn't let me finish my question, and seemed to be defensive, including sarcastically offering me a job. But I did get an answer: he has "collaborators." Then he talked about how television shows and movies do it, and complained that Americans expect there to be a "lone writer."
The last time I saw a book that said it was written by James Patterson, I assumed it was written by James Patterson. When I see the credits of a television show, there is a list of writers. Note the plural: writers, not writer. I don't assume one writer has written a television show, unless there is only one listed.
Agents don't care. "'If you're stuck thinking of authors as 'writers,' you're never going to [understand branding],' says [Robert] Gottlieb, some of whose clients work with up to six people, including writers, book packagers and a business manager...'TV is a format, film is a format and books are a format'."
I understand branding, Mr. Gottlieb, and I'm sure a lot of other readers do, too. If novels are written by a group, then state it, just like those other fiction formats do. Of course, there are non-fiction books written by co-authors and ghost writers, but it seems a little weird when fiction is produced in the same way.
I don't have a problem with Patterson using co-authors or ghostwriters. But publishers should state that his books are penned by "James Patterson Inc." instead of just "James Patterson."
His publisher doesn't care who writes. "'The crux is, when I receive a manuscript, it's delivered to me by James Patterson,' says Michael Pietsch, his publisher at Little, Brown. 'And whatever the byline is, the quality is the same'." Publishers have, after all, "become addicted to megabrand names...'There's a degree of predictability with brand-name publishing,' says Peter Lampack, Clive Cussler's agent. 'Publishers are banking on this'."
"His piece of the revenue is $50 million. You need that kind of money to grease the machinery that churns out three bestsellers a year and keeps as many as seven books and three movie scripts in production at the same time." Even if you just look at the list of his books, do you think he can churn all of that out by himself?
"How many of his 23 books had handmaidens? Ask people in the publishing business and they say, plenty." However, "Patterson doesn't like discussing the subject." So I wanted to ask him for myself when he was at Borders this past weekend, since he wasn't forthcoming with the Fortune magazine writer. Instead of asking him if it was true, I asked him how he did it, so that I could get more than a "yes" or "no" answer (which I was assuming would be "no").
He didn't let me finish my question, and seemed to be defensive, including sarcastically offering me a job. But I did get an answer: he has "collaborators." Then he talked about how television shows and movies do it, and complained that Americans expect there to be a "lone writer."
The last time I saw a book that said it was written by James Patterson, I assumed it was written by James Patterson. When I see the credits of a television show, there is a list of writers. Note the plural: writers, not writer. I don't assume one writer has written a television show, unless there is only one listed.
Agents don't care. "'If you're stuck thinking of authors as 'writers,' you're never going to [understand branding],' says [Robert] Gottlieb, some of whose clients work with up to six people, including writers, book packagers and a business manager...'TV is a format, film is a format and books are a format'."
I understand branding, Mr. Gottlieb, and I'm sure a lot of other readers do, too. If novels are written by a group, then state it, just like those other fiction formats do. Of course, there are non-fiction books written by co-authors and ghost writers, but it seems a little weird when fiction is produced in the same way.
I don't have a problem with Patterson using co-authors or ghostwriters. But publishers should state that his books are penned by "James Patterson Inc." instead of just "James Patterson."
12.11.2004
12.10.2004
LOTR rules
Lately, they've been showing The Fellowship of the Ring on cable television, and it's as incredible as ever. The Lord of the Rings screams "I'm excellent" every time I watch it. It is a masterpiece, a work of art, and it's made it difficult for me to see any other movie in a theater. Everything about it is quality, which is difficult to find in our crass pop culture.
I didn't see The Fellowship of the Ring when it came out a few years ago because I wasn't interested in fantasy. But a friend of mine convinced me that The Two Towers was great, and after enduring his nagging, I went to the movie theater and saw it, and loved it. Of course, I had to go back and watch the first movie on DVD to understand the context.
After I saw both movies a few times, I read JRR Tolkien's biography, and was really inspired by his brilliance and creativity. He spoke and read several languages, he wrote, he was quirky, he was unapologetically intellectual, a unique thinker.
Peter Jackson has not only made a stellar cultural contribution, but he has even helped his country's economy. How many people have done that, with integrity?
I didn't see The Fellowship of the Ring when it came out a few years ago because I wasn't interested in fantasy. But a friend of mine convinced me that The Two Towers was great, and after enduring his nagging, I went to the movie theater and saw it, and loved it. Of course, I had to go back and watch the first movie on DVD to understand the context.
After I saw both movies a few times, I read JRR Tolkien's biography, and was really inspired by his brilliance and creativity. He spoke and read several languages, he wrote, he was quirky, he was unapologetically intellectual, a unique thinker.
Peter Jackson has not only made a stellar cultural contribution, but he has even helped his country's economy. How many people have done that, with integrity?
12.08.2004
It jumped the shark
I didn't watch this season's Gilmore Girls until the past couple weeks, and I have to say, that show has really taken a nosedive. The characters are doing things that are unbelievably inconsistent with who they were developed to be. I'm not going to watch that show anymore.
By the way, the phrase "jump the shark" is about 10 years old. According to Jon Hein, the founder of the Jump the Shark site: "the term 'jump the shark' was coined by my college roommate for 4 years, Sean J. Connolly, in Ann Arbor, Michigan back in 1985…The aforementioned expression refers to the telltale sign of the demise of Happy Days, our favorite example, when Fonzie actually 'jumped the shark'."
What's cool is that he has affected the worldwide culture with that phrase, primarily through the Internet. I have my own phrase, but I'm still doing research to find out if other people use it as well. Maybe one day I will share it here.
By the way, the phrase "jump the shark" is about 10 years old. According to Jon Hein, the founder of the Jump the Shark site: "the term 'jump the shark' was coined by my college roommate for 4 years, Sean J. Connolly, in Ann Arbor, Michigan back in 1985…The aforementioned expression refers to the telltale sign of the demise of Happy Days, our favorite example, when Fonzie actually 'jumped the shark'."
What's cool is that he has affected the worldwide culture with that phrase, primarily through the Internet. I have my own phrase, but I'm still doing research to find out if other people use it as well. Maybe one day I will share it here.
12.07.2004
The only genius?
Benjamin Franklin was awesome. The PBS site said:
"He was one of the most extraordinary human beings the world has
ever known. Born into the family of a Boston candle maker, Benjamin
Franklin became the most famous American of his time. He helped
found a new nation and defined the American character. Writer,
inventor, diplomat, businessman, musician, scientist, humorist,
civic leader, international celebrity . . . genius."
I agree. And if you saw the History Channel special on Sunday, you'd probably agree, too. I cannot think of another person who equals his professional achievements and incredible intellectual curiosity that led to amazing discoveries. I can barely put his greatness into words.
His only downfall, it seems, was his disinterest in his wife and daughter. Sometimes I wonder why driven, ambitious, busy guys bother to get married, or even have kids, if they're only going to ignore them.
"He was one of the most extraordinary human beings the world has
ever known. Born into the family of a Boston candle maker, Benjamin
Franklin became the most famous American of his time. He helped
found a new nation and defined the American character. Writer,
inventor, diplomat, businessman, musician, scientist, humorist,
civic leader, international celebrity . . . genius."
I agree. And if you saw the History Channel special on Sunday, you'd probably agree, too. I cannot think of another person who equals his professional achievements and incredible intellectual curiosity that led to amazing discoveries. I can barely put his greatness into words.
His only downfall, it seems, was his disinterest in his wife and daughter. Sometimes I wonder why driven, ambitious, busy guys bother to get married, or even have kids, if they're only going to ignore them.
12.06.2004
the French party
I read an article in the Japanese magazine PHP about French birthday parties, written by Rie Yutenji, a Japanese writer who lives in France.
If you’ve been to a birthday party lately, especially in upper-middle class America, you’ve probably seen a keeping-up-with-the-Joneses attempt at throwing a total blowout that is designed to surpass other birthday parties.
Well, according to Ms. Yutenji, the French aren’t into that. They throw simple, unorganized parties for their kids, where the highpoint is blowing out the candles on the cake.
But what makes the party interesting, and perhaps French (though I’ve never been there), is the after-party for the parents. They drink wine and champagne and eat excellent food.
So I guess if you have kids in France, don’t dread picking them up from their friends’ birthday parties because there will be a nice party waiting for you.
If you’ve been to a birthday party lately, especially in upper-middle class America, you’ve probably seen a keeping-up-with-the-Joneses attempt at throwing a total blowout that is designed to surpass other birthday parties.
Well, according to Ms. Yutenji, the French aren’t into that. They throw simple, unorganized parties for their kids, where the highpoint is blowing out the candles on the cake.
But what makes the party interesting, and perhaps French (though I’ve never been there), is the after-party for the parents. They drink wine and champagne and eat excellent food.
So I guess if you have kids in France, don’t dread picking them up from their friends’ birthday parties because there will be a nice party waiting for you.
12.03.2004
Lp and La
I was in a Japanese bookstore today, and saw Lonely Planet guides in Japanese. At first I didn't notice them because I was looking for a Chicago guide, and was only thinking, "I don't need one on Italy." But then I did a double-take: a guide on Italy, in Japanese, from LP? Never saw that before.
And yesterday when I was at the Art Institute, I attended a gallery talk about American sculpture. There was one sculpture called "America" and the lecturer said that it is in the form of a woman because abstract concepts are expressed with the feminine definite article in French, as in "la liberte" (sorry, I have no access to accents, so I can't place one over that final "e"). I took French so long ago, and didn't get very far, so I never learned that. I guess you never know where your next language lesson is going to pop up.
And yesterday when I was at the Art Institute, I attended a gallery talk about American sculpture. There was one sculpture called "America" and the lecturer said that it is in the form of a woman because abstract concepts are expressed with the feminine definite article in French, as in "la liberte" (sorry, I have no access to accents, so I can't place one over that final "e"). I took French so long ago, and didn't get very far, so I never learned that. I guess you never know where your next language lesson is going to pop up.
11.30.2004
I won
My mind feels like mush. I succeeded in writing 50k of fiction this month. This is the second time I've won--the last time was in 2002. It was a lot more fun this time around, since I took it for what it is: a time to play in the sandbox and pump out lots of words in any way I saw fit.
What passion?
Let me describe a scenario that I think will never happen.
Let's say one of the blockbuster authors, such as John Grisham, decided to get rid of his agent, and was looking for another. So he submits a query letter or a story idea to some agents. Do you think he would get a form letter that said, "I'm just not passionate about this." I think when it comes to beaucoup bucks, the passion of agents and editors changes.
Let's say one of the blockbuster authors, such as John Grisham, decided to get rid of his agent, and was looking for another. So he submits a query letter or a story idea to some agents. Do you think he would get a form letter that said, "I'm just not passionate about this." I think when it comes to beaucoup bucks, the passion of agents and editors changes.
11.28.2004
Reading-chu
If you've studied Japanese, you probably know the phrase "denwa-chu" which means "in the middle of a phone call." Like, if you want to contact someone, but that person is on the phone, that person is "denwa-chu." So I've attached that "chu" concept to reading, because I've been reading The Right Nation. It's really good, and it's for everyone, regardless of their political views.
11.25.2004
Arthur's accent
I just heard an interview with Metrofiction guest Arthur Chrenkoff online. He has a strong Australian accent instead of the mixture of Polish and Australian accents I thought he'd have.
The reason why I thought the Polish accent would be more pronounced is because he immigrated when he was a teenager, and usually people don't drop their "native" accents at that age. Perhaps the only hint of the Polish accent was the occasional soft "d" pronunciation for the "th" sound, and he sometimes pronounced his "i" like "ee". These two sounds tend to baffle non-native English speakers, no matter where they're from.
So now you know--Arthur sounds like an Aussie.
The reason why I thought the Polish accent would be more pronounced is because he immigrated when he was a teenager, and usually people don't drop their "native" accents at that age. Perhaps the only hint of the Polish accent was the occasional soft "d" pronunciation for the "th" sound, and he sometimes pronounced his "i" like "ee". These two sounds tend to baffle non-native English speakers, no matter where they're from.
So now you know--Arthur sounds like an Aussie.
They didn't eat turkey?
According to a primary source, it doesn't sound like the Pilgrims ate turkey at the first Thanksgiving feast. Here's what Edward Winslow wrote in 1621:
A Thanksgiving site says that "Tough, resourceful, able to fly and hard to catch, turkeys were not the first choice of either Native Americans or early colonial hunters."
I wonder if other Americans know that.
"Our harvest being gotten in, our governor sent four men on fowling, that so we might after a special manner rejoice together after we had gathered the fruit of our labors. They four in one day killed as much fowl as, with a little help beside, served the company almost a week. At which time, among other recreations, we exercised our arms, many of the Indians coming amongst us, and among the rest their greatest king Massasoit, with some ninety men, whom for three days we entertained and feasted, and they went out and killed five deer, which they brought to the plantation and bestowed upon our governor, and upon the captain, and others. And although it be not always so plentiful as it was at this time with us, yet by the goodness of God, we are so far from want that we often wish you partakers of our plenty."
A Thanksgiving site says that "Tough, resourceful, able to fly and hard to catch, turkeys were not the first choice of either Native Americans or early colonial hunters."
I wonder if other Americans know that.
11.22.2004
German is scary
Guillaume du Gardier had a link to an article about public relations in his blog, and posted an excerpt, “For those who are not scared by an article in German."
I thought, "I'm not scared. It's not as scary as memorizing a bunch of Japanese kanji." At first, it was glorious; the sentence structure was simple - subject, verb, object, like elementary school:
"Blogger berichten über Parteitage. Blogger kontrollieren Journalisten. Sportler durften nicht bloggen – zumindest während der Olympischen Spiele. Manager bloggen. Es heißt, Blogger können ihre Firma in Gefahr bringen. Es heißt aber auch, Blogging sei „die“ Chance für PR. Was also bedeutet Blogging für die Public Relations? Eine Revolution? Ein kleines zusätzliches Tool? Einige meinen, Blogging sei das Ende von Public Relations. Andere sehen darin den Anfang."
It even had a structure and tone like English. I was psyched. So I decided to go to the original article, and was intimidated by the following sentence:
"Gerade wenn journalistische Medien ihrem Informationsauftrag nur mangelhaft nachkommen (können), werden Weblogs zu komplementären Angeboten – allerdings ohne sich notwendigerweise an journalistische Standards zu halten – schon die große Bandbreite der Blogger legt dies nahe."
It's too long and complicated. It requires too much dissecting. This isn't fair. So to further demonstrate how German can infect itself, check out this random sentence from Der Spiegel:
"Damit widersprach Müller der Aussage Daschners, dass es nur die Möglichkeit gegeben habe, durch 'Androhung unmittelbaren Zwangs auf den Tatverdächtigen einzuwirken', damit dieser den Aufenthaltsort des elfjährigen Bankierssohns Jakob von Metzler preisgebe."
German reminds me of that Star Trek Voyager episode where an alien had a weapon that changed time. This is how it worked: he would shoot the weapon at a planet, then time would change, but then the universe would get wrinkled in the wrong way.
German is like that: you think you know a case, a vocabulary word, and you're happy. But then a case like dative or accusative comes along (or others), and you start to worry. It gets especially scary when you have to figure out who's doing what to whom, or another what, and if it's moving then you better reconstruct it, and you better split your verbs correctly, or not at all. And don't forget about word order. Or the way they jam words together to create words that have like 50 letters.
Okay, the comparison with a forgotten Star Trek episode is obscure. But the point is this: sometimes German is kind, and sometimes it's scary.
And look at what German has done: it's even made this post really long.
I thought, "I'm not scared. It's not as scary as memorizing a bunch of Japanese kanji." At first, it was glorious; the sentence structure was simple - subject, verb, object, like elementary school:
"Blogger berichten über Parteitage. Blogger kontrollieren Journalisten. Sportler durften nicht bloggen – zumindest während der Olympischen Spiele. Manager bloggen. Es heißt, Blogger können ihre Firma in Gefahr bringen. Es heißt aber auch, Blogging sei „die“ Chance für PR. Was also bedeutet Blogging für die Public Relations? Eine Revolution? Ein kleines zusätzliches Tool? Einige meinen, Blogging sei das Ende von Public Relations. Andere sehen darin den Anfang."
It even had a structure and tone like English. I was psyched. So I decided to go to the original article, and was intimidated by the following sentence:
"Gerade wenn journalistische Medien ihrem Informationsauftrag nur mangelhaft nachkommen (können), werden Weblogs zu komplementären Angeboten – allerdings ohne sich notwendigerweise an journalistische Standards zu halten – schon die große Bandbreite der Blogger legt dies nahe."
It's too long and complicated. It requires too much dissecting. This isn't fair. So to further demonstrate how German can infect itself, check out this random sentence from Der Spiegel:
"Damit widersprach Müller der Aussage Daschners, dass es nur die Möglichkeit gegeben habe, durch 'Androhung unmittelbaren Zwangs auf den Tatverdächtigen einzuwirken', damit dieser den Aufenthaltsort des elfjährigen Bankierssohns Jakob von Metzler preisgebe."
German reminds me of that Star Trek Voyager episode where an alien had a weapon that changed time. This is how it worked: he would shoot the weapon at a planet, then time would change, but then the universe would get wrinkled in the wrong way.
German is like that: you think you know a case, a vocabulary word, and you're happy. But then a case like dative or accusative comes along (or others), and you start to worry. It gets especially scary when you have to figure out who's doing what to whom, or another what, and if it's moving then you better reconstruct it, and you better split your verbs correctly, or not at all. And don't forget about word order. Or the way they jam words together to create words that have like 50 letters.
Okay, the comparison with a forgotten Star Trek episode is obscure. But the point is this: sometimes German is kind, and sometimes it's scary.
And look at what German has done: it's even made this post really long.
11.19.2004
Weird English
Jordan at Macvaysia posted, what he said, “is one of the best examples of wacky English.” Read the post entitled "Ah yes, the square method." If you look at the example, you'll probably agree. It's hilarious and weird.
I might win
I haven't said this before, but I'm doing Nanowrimo. I started quite late, but I figured that I can cross the finish line if I write a few thousand words a day.
It's fun to write whatever I want, without checking the story to see if there's sufficient conflict, a decent plot, or "useful" characters. I usually edit a lot, but in order to finish in time, I can't look back.
I "won" in 2002, and I might win this year.
It's fun to write whatever I want, without checking the story to see if there's sufficient conflict, a decent plot, or "useful" characters. I usually edit a lot, but in order to finish in time, I can't look back.
I "won" in 2002, and I might win this year.
11.16.2004
Kristan's accent
I was watching Design on a Dime, and was trying to figure out Kristan Cunningham's accent. My guess was that she's a southerner whose accent has morphed because she lives in California.
I was right. She's originally from West Virginia. I don't know what the "true" accent is down there, but I'm guessing that it's more pronounced than her current accent.
I've met southerners whose accents have naturally changed because they've lived in the north for a while, and others who purposely changed their accent to avoid scorn. One time I met someone at a party, and when she told me she that was from Tennessee, I was surprised because she didn't have a southern accent. She said that she'd trained herself to get rid of it because she didn't want people to think she was dumb.
Conversely, I've met northerners who've taken on a southern drawl after living down there for a while. I wonder if accent-snob northerners are as horrified as the ones who've made the Tennessee woman feel like a lesser person, because she dared to speak her true identity.
Update: it seems that Kristan's accent has changed--it seems to have become more "flat." I wonder if she saw this post ;)
I was right. She's originally from West Virginia. I don't know what the "true" accent is down there, but I'm guessing that it's more pronounced than her current accent.
I've met southerners whose accents have naturally changed because they've lived in the north for a while, and others who purposely changed their accent to avoid scorn. One time I met someone at a party, and when she told me she that was from Tennessee, I was surprised because she didn't have a southern accent. She said that she'd trained herself to get rid of it because she didn't want people to think she was dumb.
Conversely, I've met northerners who've taken on a southern drawl after living down there for a while. I wonder if accent-snob northerners are as horrified as the ones who've made the Tennessee woman feel like a lesser person, because she dared to speak her true identity.
Update: it seems that Kristan's accent has changed--it seems to have become more "flat." I wonder if she saw this post ;)
11.15.2004
German and French for Japanese
I was looking for information about writing emails, and came upon this site, which teaches Japanese people how to write emails in German. I've attempted German and Japanese via English, so to see them together, sans English, is just totally cool.
I have a bilingual French/Japanese book that helps Japanese people talk about Japan in French. Its French title is "Cent questions sur le Japon" and the Japanese title is "Furansujin ga nihonjin ni yoku kiku 100 no shitsumon." It's interesting to see how non-native English speakers learn other languages. Actually, "interesting" is an understatement.
I have a bilingual French/Japanese book that helps Japanese people talk about Japan in French. Its French title is "Cent questions sur le Japon" and the Japanese title is "Furansujin ga nihonjin ni yoku kiku 100 no shitsumon." It's interesting to see how non-native English speakers learn other languages. Actually, "interesting" is an understatement.
11.11.2004
American culture tips
I just posted five things to know about American culture. If you're from the U.S. or a culture that is similar, you'll think the advice is obvious, but it's not so obvious for people from high-context cultures.
There are, of course, more things to know about the U.S., but I'm going to provide that information a little at a time.
There are, of course, more things to know about the U.S., but I'm going to provide that information a little at a time.
11.10.2004
Agents' words
Karin Gillespie had a link in her blog about the words that agents use. Here's an excerpt from that article:
"Like all professionals, literary agents are often reluctant to express their true feelings about a manuscript, and freight their rejection letters with euphemisms. And for good reason. Who needs an argument with an author you're never going to work with? The following glossary, offered with tongue in cheek, might help literary hopefuls decipher messages received from agents in response to their work:
"Interesting - Boring
Has potential - Amateurish
Moving - Show it to Mom
Needs work - Hopeless
Mid-list - Won't sell
Intelligent - See 'interesting'
Ambitious - Too long
Spare - Too short
Poetic - Insomniacs only
Plot-driven - Superficial
Excellent - Possible, with a rewrite
Cinematic - Unreadable
Marketable - People will buy anything
Challenging - See 'poetic'
At this time (as in, we can't use it at this time) - Never
Experimental - In your dreams
Character-driven - No story
Novel of ideas - No one will read it
Talented - How did you get in here?"
"Like all professionals, literary agents are often reluctant to express their true feelings about a manuscript, and freight their rejection letters with euphemisms. And for good reason. Who needs an argument with an author you're never going to work with? The following glossary, offered with tongue in cheek, might help literary hopefuls decipher messages received from agents in response to their work:
"Interesting - Boring
Has potential - Amateurish
Moving - Show it to Mom
Needs work - Hopeless
Mid-list - Won't sell
Intelligent - See 'interesting'
Ambitious - Too long
Spare - Too short
Poetic - Insomniacs only
Plot-driven - Superficial
Excellent - Possible, with a rewrite
Cinematic - Unreadable
Marketable - People will buy anything
Challenging - See 'poetic'
At this time (as in, we can't use it at this time) - Never
Experimental - In your dreams
Character-driven - No story
Novel of ideas - No one will read it
Talented - How did you get in here?"
11.08.2004
So long Seattle
I was shocked to see that the Seattle's Best at Chicago and Wabash was closed yesterday. The lights were on, but the place looked empty, so my husband approached the door to see what was going on. At that moment, the manager put up a handwritten sign on the door that said, "Closed for business. Goodbye."
I already knew that they were thinking of closing, but the manager had said in the past that it could take up to a year. And now it's gone. I'm sure other people are not happy about the store's fate. I spent a lot of time there, especially last summer, when I talked about writing and academic life with a professor friend of mine. I read most of the first draft of her novel there. I also did a lot of work there before and after I moved to this area. The manager was talkative and friendly, which made the place even more interesting.
I read a while ago that Seattle's Best will be moving to hundreds of Borders stores throughout the country. Here's a slick announcement that I saw:
"With the conversion to SBC cafes, Borders is improving on what is already a compelling distinction in our stores. Seattle's Best Coffee brings tremendous specialty coffee expertise and a strong brand to complement what we do best, which is deliver a superior shopping experience for book, music and movie lovers."
Seattle's Best certainly has better drinks than what's served at Borders right now, but it won't be the same.
I already knew that they were thinking of closing, but the manager had said in the past that it could take up to a year. And now it's gone. I'm sure other people are not happy about the store's fate. I spent a lot of time there, especially last summer, when I talked about writing and academic life with a professor friend of mine. I read most of the first draft of her novel there. I also did a lot of work there before and after I moved to this area. The manager was talkative and friendly, which made the place even more interesting.
I read a while ago that Seattle's Best will be moving to hundreds of Borders stores throughout the country. Here's a slick announcement that I saw:
"With the conversion to SBC cafes, Borders is improving on what is already a compelling distinction in our stores. Seattle's Best Coffee brings tremendous specialty coffee expertise and a strong brand to complement what we do best, which is deliver a superior shopping experience for book, music and movie lovers."
Seattle's Best certainly has better drinks than what's served at Borders right now, but it won't be the same.
11.04.2004
Brazil is warm
If you've never been to Brazil, you should. Or at least talk to a Brazilian person if you get a chance. They're friendly people, and I found an example of their warmth at a Kraftwerk fan site, of all places.
Kraftwerk is going to have a few concerts in Brazil this weekend. To celebrate the band's arrival, the guys at the Kraftwerk fan site have made a cute welcome message. It's incredible how their warmth manages to break through the technology.
Kraftwerk is going to have a few concerts in Brazil this weekend. To celebrate the band's arrival, the guys at the Kraftwerk fan site have made a cute welcome message. It's incredible how their warmth manages to break through the technology.
10.31.2004
Fiction vs. Non-Fiction
I've read many articles and blogs full of desperation and discouragement by fiction writers. Why are they in so much despair, even if they've been published? I don't see the same attitude in businesspeople who write non-fiction books.
After much thought, this is what I've concluded: fiction writers want to do it for a living so they're incredibly disheartened when they can't achieve that, but businesspeople see their book as just one aspect of their professional life. A savvy non-fiction writer enters the process knowing that the book is their calling card more than their gravy train, but fiction writers see it as a step to a fully creative life. And what makes it worse is that non-fiction is easier to write and there are plenty of opportunities to publish it, but fiction is difficult to write and even more difficult to get published.
The goals are different: a fiction writer wants to be what he or she creates, but a non-fiction writer is more than what he or she creates.
After much thought, this is what I've concluded: fiction writers want to do it for a living so they're incredibly disheartened when they can't achieve that, but businesspeople see their book as just one aspect of their professional life. A savvy non-fiction writer enters the process knowing that the book is their calling card more than their gravy train, but fiction writers see it as a step to a fully creative life. And what makes it worse is that non-fiction is easier to write and there are plenty of opportunities to publish it, but fiction is difficult to write and even more difficult to get published.
The goals are different: a fiction writer wants to be what he or she creates, but a non-fiction writer is more than what he or she creates.
10.27.2004
NZ in NYC
I just came across A Superficial Guide to New York written by a New Zealander. He warns that his advice is "Based on one visit, this is not to be taken seriously."
What's interesting about it is not only the differences between American and New Zealand(er?--don't know the adjective) English, but also his impressions of New York. Here's some good advice that would never occur to American English speakers:
"You may not be understood if you have a good Niu Zilnd accent. You are in good company; by my reckoning, every third local speaks English as a second language. Speak slowly, loudly, say your Rs. You may be worried about faking an American accent being perceived as taking the piss - in fact, it's an effective way to communicate."
What's interesting about it is not only the differences between American and New Zealand(er?--don't know the adjective) English, but also his impressions of New York. Here's some good advice that would never occur to American English speakers:
"You may not be understood if you have a good Niu Zilnd accent. You are in good company; by my reckoning, every third local speaks English as a second language. Speak slowly, loudly, say your Rs. You may be worried about faking an American accent being perceived as taking the piss - in fact, it's an effective way to communicate."
10.26.2004
Busy no more
I've been busy lately, adding a guest spot to the Metrofiction site, and it's finally done. Our first guest is Arthur Chrenkoff.
I've also just finished translating a history of Kraftwerk from Portuguese into English. That Portuguese link is to a cool online grammar test. The Kraftwerk translation is going to be posted at a Kraftwerk fan site early next month (hopefully). The guys who run the site seem really friendly.
Lately, I've been interested in studying French. I can read it okay, but my writing is lame, so I've been checking out this French site for help.
I've also just finished translating a history of Kraftwerk from Portuguese into English. That Portuguese link is to a cool online grammar test. The Kraftwerk translation is going to be posted at a Kraftwerk fan site early next month (hopefully). The guys who run the site seem really friendly.
Lately, I've been interested in studying French. I can read it okay, but my writing is lame, so I've been checking out this French site for help.
10.21.2004
Macao is more Portuguese with China
I read an interesting article in the New York Times about the popularity of studying Portuguese in Macao.
"Five years ago, when Portugal surrendered this 10-square-mile enclave to China, most people predicted that its language would disappear here in a blink of an eye. The Portuguese had done little to promote their language here since their merchants first stepped ashore around 1553. By the time they left, only about 2 percent of Macao's 450,000 people spoke the language of Lisbon, with the other 98 percent speaking Cantonese and other languages.
But in a surprising turnaround, enrollments for private Portuguese classes have tripled, to 1,000, since 2002. That prompted public schools here to offer Portuguese this fall, drawing more than 5,000 students."
To promote tourism, Macao has been rehabbing the island. "Far from shrinking from Macao's colonial past, city leaders have restored and illuminated such colonial landmarks as churches, forts, hospitals, theaters, museums, an observatory and the governor's palace. Rare for a modern Asian city, the historic preservation has been so extensive that Macao is expected to win recognition next year from Unesco as a world heritage site."
China wants to also open business to Brazil and Portuguese-speaking countries in Africa. Manuel F. Moreira de Almeida, who runs a bookstore there, said, "Portuguese has gone from a colonial hangover to a business opportunity."
So if you want to study Portuguese in China, Macao is the place to do it.
"Five years ago, when Portugal surrendered this 10-square-mile enclave to China, most people predicted that its language would disappear here in a blink of an eye. The Portuguese had done little to promote their language here since their merchants first stepped ashore around 1553. By the time they left, only about 2 percent of Macao's 450,000 people spoke the language of Lisbon, with the other 98 percent speaking Cantonese and other languages.
But in a surprising turnaround, enrollments for private Portuguese classes have tripled, to 1,000, since 2002. That prompted public schools here to offer Portuguese this fall, drawing more than 5,000 students."
To promote tourism, Macao has been rehabbing the island. "Far from shrinking from Macao's colonial past, city leaders have restored and illuminated such colonial landmarks as churches, forts, hospitals, theaters, museums, an observatory and the governor's palace. Rare for a modern Asian city, the historic preservation has been so extensive that Macao is expected to win recognition next year from Unesco as a world heritage site."
China wants to also open business to Brazil and Portuguese-speaking countries in Africa. Manuel F. Moreira de Almeida, who runs a bookstore there, said, "Portuguese has gone from a colonial hangover to a business opportunity."
So if you want to study Portuguese in China, Macao is the place to do it.
10.19.2004
Chinese
Someone just sent me a link to a Chinese learning site where there's lots of helpful information for people who are struggling through Chinese.
It made me think about a couple of similarities between Japanese and Chinese. One similarity is that they both use counters. For instance, in English we would just use numbers that precede an item. But in Chinese and Japanese, they use counters, such as "ge" (Chinese) and "hon" (Japanese) and a whole lot of other counters that baffle non-native speakers.
Another similarity is the word that comes at the end of questions. Chinese uses "ma" and Japanese uses "ka." I'm sure Korean is similar as well, but I've never studied it. However, I know that Korean has a similar structure as Japanese.
My problem right now is that my reading ability in Japanese is pretty lame, and both my spoken and reading ability of Chinese is non-existent. And if I ever go to Taiwan, I may not be able to get around by speaking, just by winging the reading of the Chinese characters.
It made me think about a couple of similarities between Japanese and Chinese. One similarity is that they both use counters. For instance, in English we would just use numbers that precede an item. But in Chinese and Japanese, they use counters, such as "ge" (Chinese) and "hon" (Japanese) and a whole lot of other counters that baffle non-native speakers.
Another similarity is the word that comes at the end of questions. Chinese uses "ma" and Japanese uses "ka." I'm sure Korean is similar as well, but I've never studied it. However, I know that Korean has a similar structure as Japanese.
My problem right now is that my reading ability in Japanese is pretty lame, and both my spoken and reading ability of Chinese is non-existent. And if I ever go to Taiwan, I may not be able to get around by speaking, just by winging the reading of the Chinese characters.
10.18.2004
British English Spotted
I was reading a post at a Rush message board, and the British English shone through.
"Not often do I have something truly new to say on the subject of this favourite rock band of mine, but here goes. It was marvellous, and far from wishing to spoil anyone's fun and tell you which songs they played..."
And then later, he used "ye."
I guess sometimes there's no need to hear the British accent, just read the words.
"Not often do I have something truly new to say on the subject of this favourite rock band of mine, but here goes. It was marvellous, and far from wishing to spoil anyone's fun and tell you which songs they played..."
And then later, he used "ye."
I guess sometimes there's no need to hear the British accent, just read the words.
Martha Stewart Wants to Write a Prison Book
This is interesting: New York magazine has reported that Martha is pitching a book that she would write about her prison life.
In a previous column, the magazine said that “Stewart could easily receive over $5 million for the tome.”
Which confirms publishing reality: you need a marketable book.
In a previous column, the magazine said that “Stewart could easily receive over $5 million for the tome.”
Which confirms publishing reality: you need a marketable book.
10.15.2004
Hating Shatner?
I read an editorial in the Chicago Tribune by Mark Sidel, who teaches law at the University of Iowa, about a hoax that William Shatner played on a small Iowa town called Riverside. Riverside has declared itself the "hometown" of Capt. Kirk, because he's "from" Iowa.
Sidel said that Shatner "should not have capitalized upon his favorite-son status and manipulated a small town to make a profit from a hoax."
I found another article that contained a negative comment:
"They don’t understand that we opened our hearts to them," said angry resident Barb Simon. "Already on the news I hear them laughing. We’re the ones that will show up on TV."
So now I'm wondering if they all hate Shatner now, and if Shatner cares.
Sidel said that Shatner "should not have capitalized upon his favorite-son status and manipulated a small town to make a profit from a hoax."
I found another article that contained a negative comment:
"They don’t understand that we opened our hearts to them," said angry resident Barb Simon. "Already on the news I hear them laughing. We’re the ones that will show up on TV."
So now I'm wondering if they all hate Shatner now, and if Shatner cares.
10.13.2004
Nihongo Noryoku Shiken
The Japanese Language Proficiency Test is fast approaching, and once again, I've wimped out on taking it. I passed level three a long time ago, but level two seems much more difficult--there's a huge jump between them. I've even studied for level two and have books and other study materials to help me study for it, but I'm so afraid of not passing it.
Or maybe I'm just lazy. Right now I'm enjoying reading and speaking Japanese twice a week in my classes, and I walk away satisfied and very happy. So I accept that as progress. It's too late to start intensively training for the December test date, but I should set a goal, finally, to take the test next year. I think I'll do that, and make this blog part of my accountability plan.
If you're one of those folks who's taking the test, check out The Kanji Site to keep you from going crazy from all those characters.
Updates: There's a helpful study guide for the test.
Popjisyo and Rikai help with online reading, kanji, and vocabulary.
Also see info about bilingual books about Japan to assist with your reading skills.
The ALC site has an online Japanese dictionary and publishes helpful books, including 500 Essential Japanese Expressions.
Yookoso has grammar and kanji lists that can be emailed to you every day.
See lists of Words from Japanese Newspapers in kanji, hiragana, and katakana.
Also check out the vocabulary lists for the test.
Read manga, listen to audio files, and read examples at an excellent Giongo and Gitaigo site.
Get online Kanji flashcards.
Other sites: Katango and JLPT Kanji Project (thanks to Kikoubun).
Or maybe I'm just lazy. Right now I'm enjoying reading and speaking Japanese twice a week in my classes, and I walk away satisfied and very happy. So I accept that as progress. It's too late to start intensively training for the December test date, but I should set a goal, finally, to take the test next year. I think I'll do that, and make this blog part of my accountability plan.
If you're one of those folks who's taking the test, check out The Kanji Site to keep you from going crazy from all those characters.
Updates: There's a helpful study guide for the test.
Popjisyo and Rikai help with online reading, kanji, and vocabulary.
Also see info about bilingual books about Japan to assist with your reading skills.
The ALC site has an online Japanese dictionary and publishes helpful books, including 500 Essential Japanese Expressions.
Yookoso has grammar and kanji lists that can be emailed to you every day.
See lists of Words from Japanese Newspapers in kanji, hiragana, and katakana.
Also check out the vocabulary lists for the test.
Read manga, listen to audio files, and read examples at an excellent Giongo and Gitaigo site.
Get online Kanji flashcards.
Other sites: Katango and JLPT Kanji Project (thanks to Kikoubun).
10.07.2004
Love for Shatner
I'm not a Captain Kirk fan nor much of a Star Trek fan (except for Voyager), but I've been reading Get A Life by William Shatner to find out what those fan conventions are like. While I'm not crazy about the writing style (it reads like a speech rather than the written word), it's interesting.
I especially found the description of the fans' response to his appearance on stage rather moving:
"Though I've been through this drill literally hundreds of times now, with every convention entrance, I'm floored all over again. There's booming applause, and a guaranteed standing ovation, but I've actually gotten used to that. What I've never gotten used to, and what I've never come close to experiencing outside of a Star Trek convention, is the palpable wave of love that invariably roars forward from these audiences...A convention ovation is unmatched, and probably best described as a loud, long percussive 'I love you'."
I can't imagine doing something that so many people appreciate that much. It's probably pretty much non-existent in most jobs.
I especially found the description of the fans' response to his appearance on stage rather moving:
"Though I've been through this drill literally hundreds of times now, with every convention entrance, I'm floored all over again. There's booming applause, and a guaranteed standing ovation, but I've actually gotten used to that. What I've never gotten used to, and what I've never come close to experiencing outside of a Star Trek convention, is the palpable wave of love that invariably roars forward from these audiences...A convention ovation is unmatched, and probably best described as a loud, long percussive 'I love you'."
I can't imagine doing something that so many people appreciate that much. It's probably pretty much non-existent in most jobs.
10.02.2004
Dawna's accent
I was watching The Life Laundry and was listening to Dawna Walter's accent. It sounded like she was American, but part of her sentences, especially the end of them, sounded British.
So I tried to figure it out: perhaps she was raised in the US, particularly New York because her accent sounds New York-y, but her parents were British. Or maybe she was a Brit who spent a lot of time living in the US. Or she could be an American living in England, and has picked up a bit of that accent. Well, the answer is the last one: she's lived in England for more than a decade.
So I tried to figure it out: perhaps she was raised in the US, particularly New York because her accent sounds New York-y, but her parents were British. Or maybe she was a Brit who spent a lot of time living in the US. Or she could be an American living in England, and has picked up a bit of that accent. Well, the answer is the last one: she's lived in England for more than a decade.
9.30.2004
Spinal Tap gets high marks
This past spring, I rented the special edition DVD of the mockumentary This is Spinal Tap because my book is about a guy who's obsessed with a band. I watched the DVD with and without the commentary five or six times, because it was totally hilarious!
And then, I wondered: what do Brits think of the American actors' accents? So I did some research online at UK sites, and found these assesments.
The Guardian says:
“When Spinal Tap fans meet [Christopher] Guest, especially in Britain, they are often amazed to hear him talking in an American accent because Tufnel's rock star mockney is so pitch-perfect."
From a review:
“The all-American cast grunt and preen their way through the proceedings in a word perfect English accent (a rare thing indeed)...”
And a review in DVD Times says:
“Guest, McKean and Shearer all hold down an English accent brilliantly...”
And finally, I emailed a virtual buddy of mine, a Brit who's living in Germany (and is fluent in German, by the way, which I totally envy) to ask for his opinion. He said:
"The accents in This Is Spinal Tap are absolutely faultless...But I'm often blown away by the phonetic skill of some of your best American actors/actresses. Look at Renee Zellweger (if you will...) I was amazed to find out she's a Texan. When she did Bridget Jones I was convinced she was British."
So there you have it, it's been confirmed by various sources. Congrats Spinal Tap. And Rene Zellweger.
And then, I wondered: what do Brits think of the American actors' accents? So I did some research online at UK sites, and found these assesments.
The Guardian says:
“When Spinal Tap fans meet [Christopher] Guest, especially in Britain, they are often amazed to hear him talking in an American accent because Tufnel's rock star mockney is so pitch-perfect."
From a review:
“The all-American cast grunt and preen their way through the proceedings in a word perfect English accent (a rare thing indeed)...”
And a review in DVD Times says:
“Guest, McKean and Shearer all hold down an English accent brilliantly...”
And finally, I emailed a virtual buddy of mine, a Brit who's living in Germany (and is fluent in German, by the way, which I totally envy) to ask for his opinion. He said:
"The accents in This Is Spinal Tap are absolutely faultless...But I'm often blown away by the phonetic skill of some of your best American actors/actresses. Look at Renee Zellweger (if you will...) I was amazed to find out she's a Texan. When she did Bridget Jones I was convinced she was British."
So there you have it, it's been confirmed by various sources. Congrats Spinal Tap. And Rene Zellweger.
9.29.2004
It wouldn't sell
Someone recommended a novel by Henry James called Washington Square, and I can barely get through the 19th century English (it was written in 1881).
Here's a sample from Chapter 1, in what seems to be an emotional moment:
"He walked under the weight of this very private censure for the rest of his days, and bore forever the scars of a castigation to which the strongest hand he knew had treated him on the night that followed his wife's death."
Chapter 23 isn't any more exciting:
"During this period she was less considerate; she had an idea - a rather vague one, but it was agreeable to her sense of injury - that now she was absolved from penance, and might do what she chose."
Wow, how I feel the emotion (not). This book reads more like a technical manual than a novel. It would never sell today.
Here's a sample from Chapter 1, in what seems to be an emotional moment:
"He walked under the weight of this very private censure for the rest of his days, and bore forever the scars of a castigation to which the strongest hand he knew had treated him on the night that followed his wife's death."
Chapter 23 isn't any more exciting:
"During this period she was less considerate; she had an idea - a rather vague one, but it was agreeable to her sense of injury - that now she was absolved from penance, and might do what she chose."
Wow, how I feel the emotion (not). This book reads more like a technical manual than a novel. It would never sell today.
9.28.2004
Language Hat
Wow, I thought I was into languages, but this guy is into them big time. His blog reads like an academic journal--and language is just his hobby!
Oh well, all of us language enthusiasts operate at different levels. My interest is the equivalent of eye candy to these more serious-minded linguistic folks.
Oh well, all of us language enthusiasts operate at different levels. My interest is the equivalent of eye candy to these more serious-minded linguistic folks.
Stargate
Today was Stargate Monday, and I watched all of the episodes instead of taping them for another day. It took me a while to get into that show, but apparently they have a world-wide audience.
I think I know why it's so popular: it deals with universal issues, such as good vs. evil, oppression, willing ignorance, greed, struggle, and other aspects of human nature. Whoever works on that show is lucky.
I think I know why it's so popular: it deals with universal issues, such as good vs. evil, oppression, willing ignorance, greed, struggle, and other aspects of human nature. Whoever works on that show is lucky.
9.23.2004
Online English quizzes
Here is an excellent site that has various kinds of online English quizzes. It is very useful for anyone who wants to practice his or her English.
Another site has English and bilingual quizzes, which will be helpful to me as well, since I'm a native English speaker language addict.
On a totally unrelated note: high rise spiders. A friend told me about them last week when he saw one outside my window. And now I've gotten a report from my husband, who's on the top floor of the Wrigley Building. He just spotted some high rise spiders over there, too.
Another site has English and bilingual quizzes, which will be helpful to me as well, since I'm a native English speaker language addict.
On a totally unrelated note: high rise spiders. A friend told me about them last week when he saw one outside my window. And now I've gotten a report from my husband, who's on the top floor of the Wrigley Building. He just spotted some high rise spiders over there, too.
9.18.2004
Writing
Sometimes I read fiction writers' blogs, and I find them irritating because they write a lot without saying much. Plus, they don't stick to the blog style, which is brief and conversational.
Today I didn't work on the book, but I was online a lot, looking for information I needed. I found an interesting article about fan clubs because my first novel is about a music fan. If you click on the link to see the article, it may take you to E!Online's shopping page instead. I don't know why they've rigged their site like that.
I also found information about William Shatner's book about his exposure to Star Trek fans. I think I'm going to read it.
Today I didn't work on the book, but I was online a lot, looking for information I needed. I found an interesting article about fan clubs because my first novel is about a music fan. If you click on the link to see the article, it may take you to E!Online's shopping page instead. I don't know why they've rigged their site like that.
I also found information about William Shatner's book about his exposure to Star Trek fans. I think I'm going to read it.
9.14.2004
Camera in Thailand
Some people know that I'm writing novels, and have started the process of submitting the first one I wrote to the "outside world". Part of the story takes place in Thailand, and a few years ago I used to go to this website to get a taste of that country because I don't live there, and haven't been there in a while.
There's a chat going on there, though it's in Thai. But I think they understand English. Right now it's night in Chicago, but afternoon in Thailand.
There's a chat going on there, though it's in Thai. But I think they understand English. Right now it's night in Chicago, but afternoon in Thailand.
9.10.2004
Yesterday
I said yesterday that I didn't want to miss my Japanese class because I love to study languages. But a big reason why I like that class is the teacher--she's great. I had to leave halfway through the class to go to Woodfield, but I didn't really want to leave because the class was so enjoyable.
The other day, someone told me about Spanish classes at Instituto Cervantes, which is in my neighborhood. They even have classes at 6:45 am. That's the first time I've heard of such early classes.
I think Spanish is the most beautiful language and have studied it before, but have never been to a Spanish-speaking country.
The other day, someone told me about Spanish classes at Instituto Cervantes, which is in my neighborhood. They even have classes at 6:45 am. That's the first time I've heard of such early classes.
I think Spanish is the most beautiful language and have studied it before, but have never been to a Spanish-speaking country.
9.09.2004
Can't avoid it
I was going to skip my Japanese class to meet with the Metrofiction group, but I decided to do both, because I love studying languages--I study Japanese twice a week, and could do it more often, if I had the time. Lately I've been too busy to do extra studying or finish the translations I'm working on, and I feel like something is missing. I have to be sure to make time for my favorite activity.
Someone in my Japanese class told me about a great website
that translates Japanese, Korean, and Chinese into English and visa-versa. I've only checked out the Japanese part, but it's totally cool.
Someone in my Japanese class told me about a great website
that translates Japanese, Korean, and Chinese into English and visa-versa. I've only checked out the Japanese part, but it's totally cool.
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